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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16173423 times)

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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #186571 on: August 23, 2018, 08:51:04 pm »

I love spiders myself, bigger the better IMO. Unfortunately my sister became arachnophobic, and went from demanding I give her the Giant House Spider who had other ideas to running in fright from common house spiders.
She has somewhat overcome this fear of late apparently but is somewhat disturbed by the larger tarantulas such as the Goliath (though I would admit it is less irrational to be afraid of a spider the size of a diner plate).

I always relocate spiders I find in our house and at work. My wife gets pissed when I do it by hand though.
Interesting.  I'm too skeeved out to ever handle a spider, particularly a large one, but I let them be when I see them in the house.  I know abstractly that they crawl on me as I sleep, but nobody can avoid that and it's harmless.  I also know abstractly that they combat the truly annoying things like flies.

We startle each other occasionally but the truce holds.

I have learned to identify spider species so that I know when to do "ooh a cute spider i love spiders" and when to go "AAAAAA IT'S A VENOMOUS SPIDER K ILL IT KILL IT"
Also this.  There are only two common varieties nearby, and both only nest within dark holes, so...  I don't put my hand in dark recesses in the woods.

I feel about the same about snakes, heh, I appreciate 90% of the snakes I see because they're just rodent-eaters minding their own business.  My housemate's pet snek is even nice to - Okay I'm not finishing that sentence.  It's a literal snub-nose snek and it's adorable, we feed it dead mice.
And occasionally I used to come across copperheads in the woods.  Gotta keep an eye out, and back away- they don't want to bite, but they will.

You know what freaked me out?  Taking care of baby chickens that one year.  They would just hide under a thing and go *completely* still...  Until you're about to grasp them, then they would lash out like a snek or upset cat.  Knowing it was coming didn't make it any less startling.  It's the same deal with jump-scare video games, they're just super-effective on me for some reason.  It's silly!
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #186572 on: August 23, 2018, 09:01:38 pm »

The idea that spiders crawl on you while asleep is a myth. Have you ever for example seen a spider crawling on a sleeping girlfriend?

If spiders were crawling around on beds then you'd get a fair share of spiders crushed when you roll over and stuff. That just doesn't happen.
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #186573 on: August 23, 2018, 09:05:04 pm »

I'm not afraid of spiders. Probably because the only spiders in my area are tiny spiders that sit in corners and don't bother anyone.
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #186574 on: August 23, 2018, 09:30:39 pm »

If spiders were crawling around on beds then you'd get a fair share of spiders crushed when you roll over and stuff. That just doesn't happen.
Obviously, that's because we're eating them all in our sleep.  Hence the tale about how we eat such-and-such a number of spiders in our lifetime.
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« Reply #186575 on: August 23, 2018, 09:31:52 pm »

Yeah the spiders just love crawling right on in there.
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« Reply #186576 on: August 23, 2018, 09:44:42 pm »

Perhaps we'd notice the spiders if we utilized the unused 90% of our brains.

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« Reply #186577 on: August 23, 2018, 10:42:18 pm »

Perhaps we'd notice the spiders if we utilized the unused 90% of our brains.
Most spiders cannot be seen until your Insight is higher than 40.
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #186578 on: August 23, 2018, 10:54:11 pm »

I got my dirty paws on 80something pounds of wheat flour! Sure it had beetles on it but nothing a fine strainer couldn't remove, now we have plenty of materials for making more bread for us and pancakes!
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« Reply #186579 on: August 24, 2018, 12:00:31 am »

Perhaps we'd notice the spiders if we utilized the unused 90% of our brains.
Most spiders cannot be seen until your Insight is higher than 40.

Which'll never happen until those damn archeologists let us drink the sarcophagus juice.
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #186580 on: August 24, 2018, 12:07:17 am »

Perhaps we'd notice the spiders if we utilized the unused 90% of our brains.
Most spiders cannot be seen until your Insight is higher than 40.

Which'll never happen until those damn archeologists let us drink the sarcophagus juice.

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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #186581 on: August 24, 2018, 02:58:20 am »

I got my dirty paws on 80something pounds of wheat flour! Sure it had beetles on it but nothing a fine strainer couldn't remove, now we have plenty of materials for making more bread for us and pancakes!
Awesome?

That thing about the beetles wierds me out. I would check the species to make sure they don't have toxic droppings. :(
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« Reply #186582 on: August 24, 2018, 03:32:14 am »

I'm honestly amazed that LordBaal still has access to internet. It's like a reverse mastahcheese situation.
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #186583 on: August 24, 2018, 03:33:29 am »

I'm honestly amazed that LordBaal still has access to internet. It's like a reverse mastahcheese situation.
Who is mastahcheese?
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« Reply #186584 on: August 24, 2018, 04:25:18 am »

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