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[Dunamisdeos]

I can wrap a tray of watermelon slices in about 11 to 13 seconds on average. I'm fast and this is pleasing to me. And they come out looking damn close to uniform, like a machine did it.

Like a machine did it, or exactly because a machine did it, you synthetic bastard!

Can you burn machines at the stake? Or will they just catch fire and escape? Asking for a friend.

[Hanslanda]

Uh no fire is definitely the best way to kill a machine. They will definitely not escape.

[AzyWng]

I have become a favorite of my GM due to how well I RPed a combat encounter, apparently.

Granted, the GM said most of their players wouldn’t be able to tell what would happen if a gun was pointed at them, but praise feels good all the same.

[Enemy post]

I'm pretty much finished with a new Zoo Tycoon walker.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Here we see the mother walker alongside her calf.

[Yoink]

I found my kitty!
he found his way back home and went underneath the screen porch to hide from the rain and we were able to lure him out with food and treats

Yay! That's great news! In those situations it's always best to hope for the... best... rather than panicking.
More often than not, kitty will have their adventures and then quickly become distracted by the thought of food. At least in sub/urban areas without a heap of larger predators, and even then most cats are reasonably canny.   

[KittyTac]

Coating the borders of my garden with pest repellent sort-of works! So, I give my cat tuna for every dead mouse she brings back home, for some context. She was chasing a mouse, the mouse was about to slip under the fence but then turned around into the cat's paws. I feel like she hasn't been getting tuna often enough.

[Yoink]

Off to see Sabbat for the first time!

[ChairmanPoo]

Off to see Sabbat for the first time!

Yoink is the onemon the right

[Dunamisdeos]

I'm pretty much finished with a new Zoo Tycoon walker.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Here we see the mother walker alongside her calf.

Is noone else happy about this

[hector13]

I'm pretty much finished with a new Zoo Tycoon walker.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Here we see the mother walker alongside her calf.

Is noone else happy about this

It's Jesus AT-AT, 'cause I don't see no father.

[Dunamisdeos]

I'm pretty much finished with a new Zoo Tycoon walker.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Here we see the mother walker alongside her calf.

Is noone else happy about this

It's Jesus AT-AT, 'cause I don't see no father.

Spoiler: THE TEST RESULTS ARE IN (click to show/hide)

[JoshuaFH]

I'm pretty much finished with a new Zoo Tycoon walker.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Here we see the mother walker alongside her calf.

Is noone else happy about this

"And if you look to your right, you can see the AT-AT, in a recreation of it's natural habitat of the planet Hoth."

[hector13]

I'm pretty much finished with a new Zoo Tycoon walker.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Here we see the mother walker alongside her calf.

Is noone else happy about this

"And if you look to your right, you can see the AT-AT, in a recreation of it's natural habitat of the planet Hoth."

Not to be "that guy" or anything, but there's no shield generator for it to shoot. What sort of zoo doesn't offer that kind of enrichment?

[Enemy post]

Not to be "that guy" or anything, but there's no shield generator for it to shoot. What sort of zoo doesn't offer that kind of enrichment?

I didn't think of that! I hope PETATAT doesn't find out.

[JoshuaFH]

"So Mr. Park Inspector, on a scale of 1 to 100, how would you rate the creatures and the enclosure?"

"Eighty! Eighty!"