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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16299321 times)

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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184515 on: January 30, 2018, 02:19:44 am »

Like a lot of things, it's what your DM will let you get away with. The text does specify combatant, after all - I don't get it off allies who are grappled or otherwise inhibited.

Besides, the really disgusting thing is that as I subclassed Assassin, I get automatic advantage and thus sneak attacks on anybody who's initiative I beat.

I think I might be a bad person. I swear half these synergies were accidental, but as it is any time I crit a level appropriate enemy is going to be deleted and I'm expecting the DM to retaliate at any moment.
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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184516 on: January 30, 2018, 02:44:52 am »

If the writers didn't think about a rogue + assassin multiclass, I'm not sure what to say to them.  Maybe there's equally broken things you could be doing with a spellcaster?
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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184517 on: January 30, 2018, 03:09:00 am »

Like a lot of things, it's what your DM will let you get away with. The text does specify combatant, after all - I don't get it off allies who are grappled or otherwise inhibited.
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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184518 on: January 30, 2018, 03:31:41 am »

I played with someone who used their familiar to set up sneak attack (I think they took the Magic Initiate feat to get it).  Technically a familiar probably shouldn't be considered a combatant (they can't attack), but they can use other actions such as Help, which gives advantage, so it still worked.

Of course familiars also have crappy AC and 1-2 hitpoints, so it didn't work for long :p

(also, the assassinate auto-advantage thing only usually kicks in on the first round of combat, so it's not really broken, but if you're able to consistently set up surprise attacks the auto-crit maybe is).
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« Reply #184519 on: January 30, 2018, 05:04:55 am »

If the writers didn't think about a rogue + assassin multiclass, I'm not sure what to say to them.  Maybe there's equally broken things you could be doing with a spellcaster?

You can make someone who is just so good at jumping that any crowd who sees them do it becomes instant fanatic followers. Same idea would work with other skills probably.

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?444052-The-Jumplomancer-are-you-serious

Or Pun-Pun, which is a build that follow the rules to the literal letter to allow you to get infinite stats. If you want to push a DM past breaking point, this is the build that will do it:

http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Pun-Pun_(3.5e_Optimized_Character_Build)
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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184520 on: January 30, 2018, 05:09:37 am »

Never push a DM to breaking point, or you will all be triple-ducked
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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184522 on: January 30, 2018, 09:04:15 am »

If the writers didn't think about a rogue + assassin multiclass, I'm not sure what to say to them.  Maybe there's equally broken things you could be doing with a spellcaster?

In 5e Assassin isn't a class, it's one of the specialities Rogues can take at level 3.

Actual multiclass combos are things like the coffeelock, a sorcerer/warlock multiclass that gets arbitrarily large numbers of low/mid level spell slots by never sleeping more than a couple of hours and constantly cycling short rest slots from warlock into sorcerer spell points. Since they don't ever take long rests they get locked out of some mechanics but also never have their recycled spell slots refreshed back to 0.

Or the Sorcadin, using the ability of a Paladin to spend spells on smiting with the more numerous and higher levels slots available of a Sorcerer to make the best burst damage in the game.
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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184523 on: January 30, 2018, 10:26:31 am »

If the writers didn't think about a rogue + assassin multiclass, I'm not sure what to say to them.  Maybe there's equally broken things you could be doing with a spellcaster?

In 5e Assassin isn't a class, it's one of the specialities Rogues can take at level 3.

Actual multiclass combos are things like the coffeelock, a sorcerer/warlock multiclass that gets arbitrarily large numbers of low/mid level spell slots by never sleeping more than a couple of hours and constantly cycling short rest slots from warlock into sorcerer spell points. Since they don't ever take long rests they get locked out of some mechanics but also never have their recycled spell slots refreshed back to 0.

Or the Sorcadin, using the ability of a Paladin to spend spells on smiting with the more numerous and higher levels slots available of a Sorcerer to make the best burst damage in the game.

Don't forget the wizard/sorcerer/warlock combo that lets you deal 200+ damage with magic missiles.

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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184524 on: January 30, 2018, 01:35:15 pm »

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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184525 on: January 30, 2018, 03:06:05 pm »

Just found out personally:

Star Trek Discovery is just muuuuuhhhhhh <3

So far my only nitpick would be Klingon's make-up but on other hand it's not that way off I would make a big fuss outta it. Time for more watching!
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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184526 on: January 30, 2018, 04:23:58 pm »

Finally, my head feels unclouded enough to play DF again. That flu was really something.
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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184527 on: January 31, 2018, 01:28:56 am »

Pupper in my lap getting scritches, she makes the goofiest face while im scratching the side of her ear lobe, made even goofier by how goofy this poor dog looks in the first place. Shes some hybrid between two pitbull breeds.

Other dog stole half a dozen q-tips from right under my elbow while i was trying to clean some of the gunk out of her ears. Ate them all. I still suspect hes the one that ate both pairs of my glasses we found destroyed.
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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184528 on: January 31, 2018, 02:11:48 am »

Oh man, my housemates' cat loves to steal and play with q-tips for some reason. Used ones, though - I have long had a theory that both cats and dogs are very fond of the taste of earwax, backed up by a wealth of firsthand anecdotal evidence.


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