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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16298389 times)

Culise

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Re: [Nu] When bland fishie strikes... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184440 on: January 26, 2018, 07:49:15 am »
Quote from: hector13 on January 26, 2018, 07:46:46 am
why are there cows in a cemetery
To supply milk for the cream-atorium?
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Re: [Nu] When bland fishie strikes... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184441 on: January 26, 2018, 08:04:40 am »
Quote from: hector13 on January 26, 2018, 07:46:46 am
why are there cows in a cemetery
There aren't. I suggest you reread that, Crows are large black feathered birds and are not related to any species of Bovine. Largest mammal I have seen there that wasn't a human or a dog was a fox.
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Re: [Nu] When bland fishie strikes... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184442 on: January 26, 2018, 08:49:50 am »
Some humans are Crow
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Re: [Nu] When bland fishie strikes... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184443 on: January 26, 2018, 09:01:33 am »
That reminds me of that one time I was on a school trip to a thermal power plant and saw a cow just chilling (literally, because it was kinda hot outside) inside a hallway entrance of the main building. Nobody seemed to notice/mind, was really quite surreal.
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Re: [Nu] When bland fishie strikes... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184444 on: January 26, 2018, 09:12:07 am »
Cemetaries need cows. If holy cow shit on your grave, you will have better reincarnation.
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Re: [Nu] When bland fishie strikes... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184445 on: January 26, 2018, 10:02:53 am »
But if it's unholy cow poo, then you are reincarnated as a dung fly. That's why there are so many of them around cow pats.
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Re: [Nu] When bland fishie strikes... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184446 on: January 26, 2018, 03:33:20 pm »
Quote from: Culise on January 26, 2018, 07:49:15 am
Quote from: hector13 on January 26, 2018, 07:46:46 am
why are there cows in a cemetery
To supply milk for the cream-atorium?
I appreciated this, even if no one else did.
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Re: [Nu] When bland fishie strikes... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184447 on: January 26, 2018, 04:34:33 pm »
Quote from: Sirus on January 26, 2018, 03:33:20 pm
Quote from: Culise on January 26, 2018, 07:49:15 am
Quote from: hector13 on January 26, 2018, 07:46:46 am
why are there cows in a cemetery
To supply milk for the cream-atorium?
I appreciated this, even if no one else did.
I missed it the first time because I was just skimming through.
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Re: [Nu] When bland fishie strikes... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184448 on: January 26, 2018, 04:43:47 pm »
You butter improve your speed-reading skills unless you want to get left whey out of the loop.
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Re: [Nu] When bland fishie strikes... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184449 on: January 26, 2018, 04:55:11 pm »
Ugh, stop being so damn cheesy.
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Re: [Nu] When bland fishie strikes... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184450 on: January 26, 2018, 04:57:06 pm »
How dairy you be so critical.
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Re: [Nu] When bland fishie strikes... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184451 on: January 26, 2018, 05:03:57 pm »
This is udderly ridiculous!
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Re: [Nu] When bland fishie strikes... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184452 on: January 26, 2018, 05:13:30 pm »
And I thought you people were cultured.
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Re: [Nu] When bland fishie strikes... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184453 on: January 26, 2018, 05:18:54 pm »
You thought wrong. Just a bunch of spoiled curds
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Re: [Nu] When bland fishie strikes... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184454 on: January 26, 2018, 05:23:53 pm »
There were that many opportunities? Damn, I've goat to step up my pun game.
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