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[Acanthus117]

Right-o.

Working on that now...

[MetalSlimeHunt]

This is the best website ever.

EDIT: Look at what it did to ThreeToe's name. Do it now.

[Realmfighter]

OOMSHAY

[Josephus]

"[:3] Buggers that made yer 'APPY today fread."

I wonder wot will 'appen if I put this in the dialectizer....

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    T͕̜̭̹̍ͭ̅ͤ̏̓̒̇͟͜oì̡̱̯͚̱̜͉̗̳͌ͣ̕͞ ͌̽̓͋͋͌Þ͓̞̱̻̭̟̱ͥ͘i̇Ì̵̩͍̜ͧͅn̢̛͔̯͙̙͆ͣ̅ͦͬ̈́v̸͈̅͒͊̓ͧo̶͈̟̦̞ͣ̑̿̒̂̇̀͝k̵̳̞͍̗̝͇ͮͯͪͤ̓ͯ̓ͨ́òͅe̋ͫ̾Ǫ̻̀ ͊̓̀҉̺̤͔̩t͂̑̏̾͛͂ì̵̜ͪ͝ò͖͕̼h̾̄͏͎͉e̶̬̼͍͖͈̭̊̓͞ Ò̴̬̠̎ͩ͆̐̅̒hͧ̒Ò̶͚̥̘͕͉̳͚͆͐̔ͅi̽Ò̖̞̖̝̝̮̼̬͒ͅv̴̟̩̈́ͮ̔ò̹e͎̲̝̯̰̜ͩ̿͜-̸͍̼͕̲̻̜̟̬ͬ̋̄ͮ̓̾͒̚m̔̀͝͏̻͕̠i̧͉͈͓̪͖ͭ̊ͭ͆ͫnÒ̡̦̓͆͂̋d̽̐͑̚Ò̡̻͍͙̩̞̻̑̅̚͘ ̵͈͛͋ͬͮ͗̂̈́r̵̶̤͎̠̮̦͚̲̎̎ͮ̈́ͯ̑͐e͔͉̻̬̻̪̋̈́p̋̊̎Þ͉̖̦̰̱̺ͮͩr̸͕̝̳̼̼͇̟̐̔͒ͪ̿͑ê̘͈͎͍̘͎͇̲̲̈̇̚sͥÌ͆Ì̗̖̙̈́͟e͛̐͗Ò̘̠͕̍ͥ͢͟n͗̑̄̈́͑̎̐̓҉̮ͅt͒͋Òì͇̥̗̥̑̈́ͮ͟͞i̯͖̼̘͖͖͕̘ͬ̐͑ͤͩ͆ͭ͟͞n̡͉͍̩̰͙̺̮͈̂̈́ͫ̎̽g̵̼̙̱̫͋ͣ͞ò̞ ̷̮̳͓͍̪̯̝̅̿ͥ̆͑͛͠c͖̪̱̫̙̞͗̕͢h̭͈̪͒̅̆̀͡ͅa̠͇̲̫̦͉͙̠͙͌̄̔ͣ͒ͯ̋o̡͎̱͉̫ͨ̂͠s̑̔ͩ͑͛̓̓҉͕̙͟.Þͩ̌ͩ̅ͭÞ͖͈͈͘ ͎̳̱̝ͭͥ͊̊̓ ̶̼͉̳͓ͯ̒͗ͣǏ̷̝̟̗̪͉̖̻͊̊̌̐͝͝n̡̹̤͇̗̞̾̓̏ͣ͋̑͑͡vÞ̬̹̲̲̐̆̎̆͛̓ͧ͋͢͞ͅo̶̟̪͖̓̊̊k͔̖͔̈́ͭ̔ͩ̏̓͋i̯̳̅ͭ͒͞n̢̛̩̬̬͇͎̦̅ͤ̊̓̏̄ͯ̐ͩg͉̯̦̖̲͗͞ ̢̰̥͓̯̱̗̊ͮt̵̝̘͙ͫͦ͞hͣ̎Ì̎ͥ̐҉̮̠͇͇e̡̡͎̝̟͔̠͚̎͘ ̼̲͓ͦ͑̅͡f̟͓̂̿̚e̍͊ìì͇̰̰̗͕͍̙͓̻͞eͬͥÞ̥̺̥̼̺͈̦̪ͤ̽͋ͨļ̥̤̬̭͈ͩ͆ͧͭͭͦ͒͢i̤̫͔̱͙̠̔̏͟n͆̎Ì̗̺͉͕̐̽͂̽ͧg̞̩̼͖̗ͨ̊̈̋̔̂ ͇̘̖̓̇̏͛̄̂́o̳̺̳͈ͬ̑͗̍̇̓ͭ͌ò̰ò̮̫fÞ̨̡̗̭̳͉̜ͥͫ͐̈́̎͑͝ ͗ͮͥ̈́̾̒̐ͥ̀҉̨͚̼̼̺͈̻͇cͩ̊Ì̸̗̹̥̠̙̊̍̒͗̓ͬĥ̰̤̜͗aÌ̶̩͔̖͉̖͊ͧ̒̄͌ͨ̀͡o̵ͥͧ̐̄ͅš̵̴̤̥̻͙͓̱̈̾ͯ̒ͅ.ͦͧ͑Ò̦̪̬̌̐͡ ͊̂Ǫ͙̜̞̗͉͎͈̀̿͌͗̅̔ ̛͓̼̼ͮ̓̐̍͛̌͘͢Wͦ̋Þ̢̙̩͕̞̘̐ͭ͊ͯi̔̇ìͩ҉̶͚̪͕̞̙̖ͅòt̷͕̦̒̐̈́͛ͅò͓h̸̸̡̰͖̘̳͛ͩͮ ̴̯̻̯͉͕͋̐ͪ͛ͬ͞ơ̫͈̼̏ͭ͋͊̏̆ͩu̸̙ͣ̒̌̏t̯̝̯̥͓͇̎ͨͨ͛͢͞ ̷̩͙̪ͩ̈̎ͣ̽͆̌͠o͛ͨ̋̌͛ͩ͐̾ò͈͙̬r͎͕̱͖͉̺̪̓͆̐͂d̥̫͙̗͐͑̾̓͜e̚Ì̸̛̟͚͓̬͙͌̅͋͜r͚̹̞̥̒̌̓̄ͬ͊̔ͫͭ.ͣ͋ͮ͞҉͔͇̫̲̠͕͇̲ ̥̼͕̘̖̯̥͔͆ͦ̇͋̈́ ̛̛̘͔̼ͨ̔ͯ̒̎̄ͯ͆͡Ṫ̮̻͕͖̈́͠hͮ̓Ǫ̺̦͍̬̝̻̻̖̀ͫ͒̆e̶͕̤̤̺̦͋̊̓́ ̷̞̫̼͚̟ͦ͐̆ͪNÞ̌͐̄̈́̈̿ì̟͎̙̭ê̑ͨìͯ̽̈Ì͇̦͙̬̖z͋ͤ̂ì̖̻̫ͤ͂̀ò͈p̛̲͚̪͓͓ͥ̏̑̂͋ȇ͐̎̐̓͡òrÌÒ̂̒̓Ò̳̠̬̗͎͓̖͠d̏ͫͬ͑͋̍Ì̻͇̼̪͓͉̀͟͠ȋ̬͍͎̒a̧̘̪̲̜͖̥̩͛n̯͉̯̗̹̓ͭ̂ͯ̍̍̓̈ͫ ͉͉̼̠̳̝̱ͫ̎̐͂͡ͅhͨ̊̅ÌͣͯͬỜ̵̢ò̮̺͎̲̙̫i͑ìͮ͏̪̝͖̻v̶̦͎̬̆͋͒̑̆̿͘e̵̺͔͉̭͚̮͔̺͗ͣ͐-͓̻̞̹͎̭̿̎ͤ̓̽͊͂̚͞͠mͮ̎̈Ì̮͍͓̝̘ͨ̅̂̅́òi̡͒ͩ̏ͭ̑ͥ̚҉͈̬̦͈͇͉͔̜͡n̢ͩ̍̽͊ͪ͋ͣ̐̚͟ͅdͩÌ̈ͪ͛̌ì̱͊͢ ̛̲̪̟̪ͣ̆͞o̷̱̖̦̖͖ͪ͋̕fͭͧͨì̹̼͍͈̦͇̪͟͡ ̨̲̻̰̻̙̠̋ͦ̓ͅͅc̺̗͂̂ͪ̌͝òhÌ̡̱̥̼̥͒͛a̴̮̜̹͕͚ͯ̓ͩ̈́͆ͧ͌͋͟ö̵̳̯̥̦͈́ͬ͊̂̋̈́͝s͑̊̔̈́Þ͓̖̳̱̓̾͟.̢̗̫̐ͥ͌̏̅̂͑̚͘ ͥ͌̌ÒͣͣÞ̰̱̝͈Z̏̍̎̓Ì̡̝̹̠͈̹̺̔̍͜ͅa̷͂ͯò̝̗̟̫͕lì͖̥̥̮̦̞̩ͣ͋͘͜g̷͂ͩ̊ͫ͗̆͐͞҉̠͖̗o̐̆̈́Ì̛͚̭̟͓̳̟̻̥͌̅͞.̿ͬͪ̈́͐ͩÞ̸̰͈͉͎̗̥̹͓ ̦͚̘͙̦̋ͦ̅ͦ͌̋ͫ̒̕ ̐̓ͣͯ̈́Ò͓̟̬ ͖͚̜͍͓̜̬͊̐̑͗͂̚͜H̅͒͒̚ì͏҉̰̳ē̷̵̥̤̙̖̊͡ ̑̓ͪ͏̡̟w͐̂ͩ̾ͫ̓̾҉̟͙̫ò̺hͩ̏̏Ì̎Ò̧̮̝͙̼̮ͨͪ̀ͅo̢̪̘̬͍̬̙ͨ͐ ̴̗̬̺̦̲̐̇ͪ́W̶͍̺̱̺̊͐a̷̹̳̲̰̫̭ͧ̈́ͥͥ͒̚i̺͖̠͖̝͚̱ͪͧ̾͞͝t̬̯̥̦̂ͪ̄ͣͪs̷̤͎̤͕̻̩̝͂ͤ ̵̰̯͍̤̻̘̫̈́͟Bͥ̓̂͛̚ìÒ̡̡̥̦̌̍e̢̱͔̘̾̔̏̾ͫò͙̹h̷̗̟̞͕͙̱ͬ͛̇͗͢i̵̝̮ͨ̈́ò̥̬͓n̤̼̟͓̺͚͚͕͛ͬͣ͛ͯ̕d̷͇͎̭͚̟̪͚͕̱̈ͣ̌̊̍͂ ̛͍̯̥̯̠̫̼͈̋ͥ̓ͫ̔͒͌͝T̿Ò̸̻͇̞̫̊h̴͈̭͉̺̱̄ͣ̎̊eͪ̌Ò͈̞̩͍̭͚̘̦ͫ̐̄ͦ̊ͧ́ ͩÞͥÌì̼̰W̸͉̬̹̅̆ͣ͑̅͞ͅå̫͖̯̼͎̯̬̅̒ͩ͝l̴̼̥̤͕̯̰͈͇͎͋̎̕ľ͚̈́̓̿.̛͇͇̱̰̯̄͂́ ̰̜̞͕̖̻͎̹͈ͥ̑ͨ̌̈́ͭ͌̾̕͝ ̲̦̬͉͍̮̥ͪ̋̾ͤ͝͡òZÒ̧̖͔̤͖͈͌ò̝̘̼Ǎ͒͂ͭ̈́ͪì̢̞͝LÌ̫͇͍̺ͯ̂G̜̺͓̲͎͕͂̋̆͌ͭͦ͘Ǫ̚҉̸̩̘̺! Blimey! Fry mah 'ide!ͪ̂̌ͫͥì̤̟̼̲̼̙͢͞ͅ

Uh, cor...

This is the Mae West website ever.

EDIT: 'Ave a look at wot it did ter FreeToe's name. Do it now.

[Acanthus117]

Iyay owknay owhay otay implifysay oliticspay onyay amesgay

Onay. Onay youay onday'tay. "Oliticspay antway allyay ideovay amesgay otay ebay annedbay" asnway'tay ustjay anyay ungrammaticalyay atementstay, ityay asway alsoyay implisticsay, ayay ildchay'say otionnay ofyay oliticalpay ealitiesray andyay ideovay amesgay.

what the fuck

[Josephus]

Pig Latin?

EDIT: Oh god Aqizzar wiv a cockney accent hahahaha

[Acanthus117]

Yep.

fuck man, my brain is bleeding.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

This is the Mae West website ever.

EDIT: 'Ave a look at wot it did ter FreeToe's name. Do it now.

Fritos? Don't even try it. Wikipedia requested that the dialectizer not be used on it. Bastards. 

[Acanthus117]

This is unbelieveable.

I knoo hoo tu seempliffy puleetics oon gemes

Nu. Nu yuoo dun't. Um de hur de hur de hur. "Puleetics vunt ell feedeu gemes tu be-a bunned" vesn't joost un ungremmeteecel stetement, it ves elsu seemplistic, a cheeld's nushun ooff puleeticel reeleeties und feedeu gemes. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

[dragnar]

Hmm... there must be a way to get this thing to apply EVERY dialect to a page...

[Acanthus117]

Fuck, man, that'd be some fucked up shit.

[Josephus]

Please don't. I've seen what the cockney/hacker combination looks like, and it was ridiculous.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

In the early days, when the Foundation had yet to establish grammarical standards...

[Lumbajak]

teh bloody results o fme Endevaors av3 s4tisfactoriLY "artomnized wiv thE blomnin froecast that i ge|\|erasted and 4ced upon in accorda|\|ce ter a Detail3d analysis Of teh bloody situatoina t aqnd and thE desired goals that were sTatewd by key stakeho7derfs and interEsted knnees-ups at teh chuffi" outset of th3 3\/ents that prevoiusly unfolded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1