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[MetalSlimeHunt]

[notserious]That entire website is horribly racist and offencive, and you are a bad person for linking it here.[/notserious] _{*cough* I like jive the best.}

[Acanthus117]

Hey, I got it from the Scooby-Doo thread. _{yeah jive is funny. they're all funny but I have a special place in my heart of hearts for the Redneck and Cockney.}

[Aqizzar]

That entire website is horribly racist and offencive...

The site says it's not racist, therefore it is not racist.  I mean, why would they lie?  What would they have to gain?

[Acanthus117]

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=hckr&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bay12forums.com%2Fsmf%2Findex.php%3Ftopic%3D60554.950

This scared me out of my pants.

[dragnar]

I like hacker. After putting this page into it:

You can't understand Swedish Chef!

Moron is pretty funny, though.

u cxamn't understan dSwedish cHef!!!!!!!!!!!~~

mjor0n is rpetty funny, thpough... you suX0r bevausse ur lame

[MetalSlimeHunt]

That entire website is horribly racist and offencive...

The site says it's not racist, therefore it is not racist.  I mean, why would they lie?  What would they have to gain?

Yeah...well....uh....reverse discrimination! Socioeconomic stangnance conspiracy! Government funded drug wars! Racial-centric cultural struggles! Soical studies on the effects of the dialicalizer on children! Do you want all the infants to be made into little KKK members by the white noise of a government nursery!? Huh!? DO YOU!?

[Acanthus117]

Why did it ad a "you're lame" insult at the end?

[Leafsnail]

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=redneck&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rinkworks.com%2Fdialect%2Fdiscrim.shtml

Dunno about anyone else, but I found that hilarious.

[dragnar]

Why did it ad a "you're lame" insult at the end?

Hacker throws random insults in every once in a while.

[Josephus]

Why did it ad a "you're lame" insult at the end?

The Elmer Fudd one apparently adds a "that wascawwy wabbit" at the end. It appears that the dialectizer has stock phrase enders?

[Duke 2.0]

 And lets not forget the hilariously appropriate phrase "Slap my fro!" thrown in with the Jive accent.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I wonder what will happen if I put this in the dialectizer....

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T͕̜̭̹̍ͭ̅ͤ̏̓̒̇͟͜oì̡̱̯͚̱̜͉̗̳͌ͣ̕͞ ͌̽̓͋͋͌Þ͓̞̱̻̭̟̱ͥ͘i̇Ì̵̩͍̜ͧͅn̢̛͔̯͙̙͆ͣ̅ͦͬ̈́v̸͈̅͒͊̓ͧo̶͈̟̦̞ͣ̑̿̒̂̇̀͝k̵̳̞͍̗̝͇ͮͯͪͤ̓ͯ̓ͨ́òͅe̋ͫ̾Ǫ̻̀ ͊̓̀҉̺̤͔̩t͂̑̏̾͛͂ì̵̜ͪ͝ò͖͕̼h̾̄͏͎͉e̶̬̼͍͖͈̭̊̓͞ Ò̴̬̠̎ͩ͆̐̅̒hͧ̒Ò̶͚̥̘͕͉̳͚͆͐̔ͅi̽Ò̖̞̖̝̝̮̼̬͒ͅv̴̟̩̈́ͮ̔ò̹e͎̲̝̯̰̜ͩ̿͜-̸͍̼͕̲̻̜̟̬ͬ̋̄ͮ̓̾͒̚m̔̀͝͏̻͕̠i̧͉͈͓̪͖ͭ̊ͭ͆ͫnÒ̡̦̓͆͂̋d̽̐͑̚Ò̡̻͍͙̩̞̻̑̅̚͘ ̵͈͛͋ͬͮ͗̂̈́r̵̶̤͎̠̮̦͚̲̎̎ͮ̈́ͯ̑͐e͔͉̻̬̻̪̋̈́p̋̊̎Þ͉̖̦̰̱̺ͮͩr̸͕̝̳̼̼͇̟̐̔͒ͪ̿͑ê̘͈͎͍̘͎͇̲̲̈̇̚sͥÌ͆Ì̗̖̙̈́͟e͛̐͗Ò̘̠͕̍ͥ͢͟n͗̑̄̈́͑̎̐̓҉̮ͅt͒͋Òì͇̥̗̥̑̈́ͮ͟͞i̯͖̼̘͖͖͕̘ͬ̐͑ͤͩ͆ͭ͟͞n̡͉͍̩̰͙̺̮͈̂̈́ͫ̎̽g̵̼̙̱̫͋ͣ͞ò̞ ̷̮̳͓͍̪̯̝̅̿ͥ̆͑͛͠c͖̪̱̫̙̞͗̕͢h̭͈̪͒̅̆̀͡ͅa̠͇̲̫̦͉͙̠͙͌̄̔ͣ͒ͯ̋o̡͎̱͉̫ͨ̂͠s̑̔ͩ͑͛̓̓҉͕̙͟.Þͩ̌ͩ̅ͭÞ͖͈͈͘ ͎̳̱̝ͭͥ͊̊̓ ̶̼͉̳͓ͯ̒͗ͣǏ̷̝̟̗̪͉̖̻͊̊̌̐͝͝n̡̹̤͇̗̞̾̓̏ͣ͋̑͑͡vÞ̬̹̲̲̐̆̎̆͛̓ͧ͋͢͞ͅo̶̟̪͖̓̊̊k͔̖͔̈́ͭ̔ͩ̏̓͋i̯̳̅ͭ͒͞n̢̛̩̬̬͇͎̦̅ͤ̊̓̏̄ͯ̐ͩg͉̯̦̖̲͗͞ ̢̰̥͓̯̱̗̊ͮt̵̝̘͙ͫͦ͞hͣ̎Ì̎ͥ̐҉̮̠͇͇e̡̡͎̝̟͔̠͚̎͘ ̼̲͓ͦ͑̅͡f̟͓̂̿̚e̍͊ìì͇̰̰̗͕͍̙͓̻͞eͬͥÞ̥̺̥̼̺͈̦̪ͤ̽͋ͨļ̥̤̬̭͈ͩ͆ͧͭͭͦ͒͢i̤̫͔̱͙̠̔̏͟n͆̎Ì̗̺͉͕̐̽͂̽ͧg̞̩̼͖̗ͨ̊̈̋̔̂ ͇̘̖̓̇̏͛̄̂́o̳̺̳͈ͬ̑͗̍̇̓ͭ͌ò̰ò̮̫fÞ̨̡̗̭̳͉̜ͥͫ͐̈́̎͑͝ ͗ͮͥ̈́̾̒̐ͥ̀҉̨͚̼̼̺͈̻͇cͩ̊Ì̸̗̹̥̠̙̊̍̒͗̓ͬĥ̰̤̜͗aÌ̶̩͔̖͉̖͊ͧ̒̄͌ͨ̀͡o̵ͥͧ̐̄ͅš̵̴̤̥̻͙͓̱̈̾ͯ̒ͅ.ͦͧ͑Ò̦̪̬̌̐͡ ͊̂Ǫ͙̜̞̗͉͎͈̀̿͌͗̅̔ ̛͓̼̼ͮ̓̐̍͛̌͘͢Wͦ̋Þ̢̙̩͕̞̘̐ͭ͊ͯi̔̇ìͩ҉̶͚̪͕̞̙̖ͅòt̷͕̦̒̐̈́͛ͅò͓h̸̸̡̰͖̘̳͛ͩͮ ̴̯̻̯͉͕͋̐ͪ͛ͬ͞ơ̫͈̼̏ͭ͋͊̏̆ͩu̸̙ͣ̒̌̏t̯̝̯̥͓͇̎ͨͨ͛͢͞ ̷̩͙̪ͩ̈̎ͣ̽͆̌͠o͛ͨ̋̌͛ͩ͐̾ò͈͙̬r͎͕̱͖͉̺̪̓͆̐͂d̥̫͙̗͐͑̾̓͜e̚Ì̸̛̟͚͓̬͙͌̅͋͜r͚̹̞̥̒̌̓̄ͬ͊̔ͫͭ.ͣ͋ͮ͞҉͔͇̫̲̠͕͇̲ ̥̼͕̘̖̯̥͔͆ͦ̇͋̈́ ̛̛̘͔̼ͨ̔ͯ̒̎̄ͯ͆͡Ṫ̮̻͕͖̈́͠hͮ̓Ǫ̺̦͍̬̝̻̻̖̀ͫ͒̆e̶͕̤̤̺̦͋̊̓́ ̷̞̫̼͚̟ͦ͐̆ͪNÞ̌͐̄̈́̈̿ì̟͎̙̭ê̑ͨìͯ̽̈Ì͇̦͙̬̖z͋ͤ̂ì̖̻̫ͤ͂̀ò͈p̛̲͚̪͓͓ͥ̏̑̂͋ȇ͐̎̐̓͡òrÌÒ̂̒̓Ò̳̠̬̗͎͓̖͠d̏ͫͬ͑͋̍Ì̻͇̼̪͓͉̀͟͠ȋ̬͍͎̒a̧̘̪̲̜͖̥̩͛n̯͉̯̗̹̓ͭ̂ͯ̍̍̓̈ͫ ͉͉̼̠̳̝̱ͫ̎̐͂͡ͅhͨ̊̅ÌͣͯͬỜ̵̢ò̮̺͎̲̙̫i͑ìͮ͏̪̝͖̻v̶̦͎̬̆͋͒̑̆̿͘e̵̺͔͉̭͚̮͔̺͗ͣ͐-͓̻̞̹͎̭̿̎ͤ̓̽͊͂̚͞͠mͮ̎̈Ì̮͍͓̝̘ͨ̅̂̅́òi̡͒ͩ̏ͭ̑ͥ̚҉͈̬̦͈͇͉͔̜͡n̢ͩ̍̽͊ͪ͋ͣ̐̚͟ͅdͩÌ̈ͪ͛̌ì̱͊͢ ̛̲̪̟̪ͣ̆͞o̷̱̖̦̖͖ͪ͋̕fͭͧͨì̹̼͍͈̦͇̪͟͡ ̨̲̻̰̻̙̠̋ͦ̓ͅͅc̺̗͂̂ͪ̌͝òhÌ̡̱̥̼̥͒͛a̴̮̜̹͕͚ͯ̓ͩ̈́͆ͧ͌͋͟ö̵̳̯̥̦͈́ͬ͊̂̋̈́͝s͑̊̔̈́Þ͓̖̳̱̓̾͟.̢̗̫̐ͥ͌̏̅̂͑̚͘ ͥ͌̌ÒͣͣÞ̰̱̝͈Z̏̍̎̓Ì̡̝̹̠͈̹̺̔̍͜ͅa̷͂ͯò̝̗̟̫͕lì͖̥̥̮̦̞̩ͣ͋͘͜g̷͂ͩ̊ͫ͗̆͐͞҉̠͖̗o̐̆̈́Ì̛͚̭̟͓̳̟̻̥͌̅͞.̿ͬͪ̈́͐ͩÞ̸̰͈͉͎̗̥̹͓ ̦͚̘͙̦̋ͦ̅ͦ͌̋ͫ̒̕ ̐̓ͣͯ̈́Ò͓̟̬ ͖͚̜͍͓̜̬͊̐̑͗͂̚͜H̅͒͒̚ì͏҉̰̳ē̷̵̥̤̙̖̊͡ ̑̓ͪ͏̡̟w͐̂ͩ̾ͫ̓̾҉̟͙̫ò̺hͩ̏̏Ì̎Ò̧̮̝͙̼̮ͨͪ̀ͅo̢̪̘̬͍̬̙ͨ͐ ̴̗̬̺̦̲̐̇ͪ́W̶͍̺̱̺̊͐a̷̹̳̲̰̫̭ͧ̈́ͥͥ͒̚i̺͖̠͖̝͚̱ͪͧ̾͞͝t̬̯̥̦̂ͪ̄ͣͪs̷̤͎̤͕̻̩̝͂ͤ ̵̰̯͍̤̻̘̫̈́͟Bͥ̓̂͛̚ìÒ̡̡̥̦̌̍e̢̱͔̘̾̔̏̾ͫò͙̹h̷̗̟̞͕͙̱ͬ͛̇͗͢i̵̝̮ͨ̈́ò̥̬͓n̤̼̟͓̺͚͚͕͛ͬͣ͛ͯ̕d̷͇͎̭͚̟̪͚͕̱̈ͣ̌̊̍͂ ̛͍̯̥̯̠̫̼͈̋ͥ̓ͫ̔͒͌͝T̿Ò̸̻͇̞̫̊h̴͈̭͉̺̱̄ͣ̎̊eͪ̌Ò͈̞̩͍̭͚̘̦ͫ̐̄ͦ̊ͧ́ ͩÞͥÌì̼̰W̸͉̬̹̅̆ͣ͑̅͞ͅå̫͖̯̼͎̯̬̅̒ͩ͝l̴̼̥̤͕̯̰͈͇͎͋̎̕ľ͚̈́̓̿.̛͇͇̱̰̯̄͂́ ̰̜̞͕̖̻͎̹͈ͥ̑ͨ̌̈́ͭ͌̾̕͝ ̲̦̬͉͍̮̥ͪ̋̾ͤ͝͡òZÒ̧̖͔̤͖͈͌ò̝̘̼Ǎ͒͂ͭ̈́ͪì̢̞͝LÌ̫͇͍̺ͯ̂G̜̺͓̲͎͕͂̋̆͌ͭͦ͘Ǫ̚҉̸̩̘̺! Fry mah hide!ͪ̂̌ͫͥì̤̟̼̲̼̙͢͞ͅ

Uh, wow...

[Acanthus117]

It's hilarious and scary.

It takes this:

I know how to simplify politics on games

No. No you don't. "Politics want all video games to be banned" wasn't just an ungrammatical statement, it was also simplistic, a child's notion of political realities and video games.

And turns it into this. (sorry, Josephus)

i kno\/\/ how t osimnplify politica on warez

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~ "politiCz watn alL video warez to be banned"w asn't just an ungra/\/\/\/\atical st8ment, it waz alsao simplistic, a ch1ld's notiopn of politicalr Ealiteis and video warez,,,

[Aklyon]

You made my head hurt trying to read that.

[Josephus]

It's hilarious and scary.

It takes this:

I know how to simplify politics on games

No. No you don't. "Politics want all video games to be banned" wasn't just an ungrammatical statement, it was also simplistic, a child's notion of political realities and video games.

And turns it into this. (sorry, Josephus)

i kno\/\/ how t osimnplify politica on warez

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~ "politiCz watn alL video warez to be banned"w asn't just an ungra/\/\/\/\atical st8ment, it waz alsao simplistic, a ch1ld's notiopn of politicalr Ealiteis and video warez,,,

Oh you jackass.

Try running it through some of the other, more headpainful ones.