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[Tack]

So rough you'll get Abbrasion on your Cochlea from hearing it.

Edit1: I'm at the top of a Fiftypage!

Edit2: I already have my exercise plan worked out. Every day I fill a wheelbarrow full of gravel, and cart it from one side of the paddock to the house- only a few hundred meters, before shovelling it out on whatever the hell needs gravel. I'm doing the carport now, but I'll start work on the dog camp so the poor bloke isn't stuck on a desert island. After that, I chop inneffectually at a gigantic big green (barely dead) block of wood until my arms burn too much. And then I sit down for a bit before hacking at smaller pieces of pine with a hand-axe in order to relieve stress.

[Quarr]

Just watched The Human Centipede.

[Vattic]

It didn't happen today but I was lent the first Dune novel and given the next four, now about a third of the way through the fourth. So happy to be reading them, enjoying every minute.

[JoshuaFH]

Just watched The Human Centipede.

I'm so sorry.

[scriver]

Sluta dröm om det ljuva livet, vi kommer aldrig va med om det, och be aldrig mer om ursäkt för sakerna du aldrig gjorde.

[Blargityblarg]

Fear me.

[Tack]

I watched Pirates Of The Carribean in the order of 1, 3, 2.

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Josephus]

I just watched the finale of There Will Be Brawl. Fuck yes.

[Aqizzar]

I watched Pirates Of The Carribean in the order of 1, 3, 2.

As often as TNT plays the trilogy back-to-back over a Sunday, I still have never seen the beginning of Dead Man's Chest.  Seen the rest of the movie a half-dozen times, never seen how it opens.

[Il Palazzo]

It didn't happen today but I was lent the first Dune novel and given the next four, now about a third of the way through the fourth. So happy to be reading them, enjoying every minute.

Don't read any farther than God Emperor, though. It will kill your soul.

[ToonyMan]

PANDARSENIC WHERE ARE YOU

BANG SHISHIGAMI AND I ARE GOING TO CATCH THEM ALL WITHOUT YOU

[Tack]

I watched Pirates Of The Carribean in the order of 1, 3, 2.

As often as TNT plays the trilogy back-to-back over a Sunday, I still have never seen the beginning of Dead Man's Chest.  Seen the rest of the movie a half-dozen times, never seen how it opens.

My movie for that was Ocean's 12. Still haven't seen the beginning.

[Jackrabbit]

And now I can't remember it for the life of me.

Oh, wait. It involves a boat being destroyed and Jack Sparrow doing something stupid. Thank goodness those two things don't happen at all during the rest of the movie, or you might well be confused.

[Schilcote]

PANDARSENIC WHERE ARE YOU

BANG SHISHIGAMI AND I ARE GOING TO CATCH THEM ALL WITHOUT YOU

Missingno. used Confusion.

[Tack]

IT INVOLVES!:

You see Elizabeth Swan sitting in a bridal gown, in the rain.
Cut to- images of an invading army on longboats, heading towards a beach.
Elizabeth has her eyes closed, whereupon They Suddenly Snap Open.
A horse and mysterious general disembark from a longboat - they will be later revealed as Lord Becket (and his horse)
Boots appear behind Swan. She runs back up the stairs, to find William Turner waiting for her, shackled.
After a lenghty discussion involving Swan, Turner, Becket and Governor Swan, the plot is revealed to be that there is an arrest warrant for Swan, Turner, and Norrington, for associating with the known Pirate CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW.

Cut to, Gibbs sings an freaking awesome song, while drinking rum.

Cut to:  A hellish prison.
Cut to: People going into said hellish prison, coffins coming out.
Cut to: A coffin being singled out by the camera as it floats out into the ocean.
Jack sparrow does something stupid.
Turns out he's been hiding in said coffin, and has retrieved said picture of said item from said gaol.

So THERE.