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[Tack]

All eggs seem to repel me.
I want to like them but something about the texture gives me literal gag reflex.
Which sucks. I keep trying though

[Eric Blank]

I have the same reaction to eggs.

[Yoink]

Sometimes the smell grosses me out a little, but generally I like 'em all. Even poached or hard-boiled- although hard-boiled is best in a sanga or wrap.

New Happy: did grocery shopping with the household, no mishaps occurred, plenty of banter was had.
Not sure why but that made me happy despite the fact that I wasted money on food and sugar and stuff.    

[Flying Dice]

I like yolks of all consistencies, depending on my mood and the situation.
Also... undercooked eggs? You people are aware that one can happily gulp down raw eggs without issue, right?

To be fair, over easy tends to lead to your whole plate/hand/chin getting drenched if you're unfortunate enough to puncture it while it is still partially or wholly outside your mouth. I usually do over medium, both because it's less messy and because a lot of places that parse "over easy" as "mostly raw with semi-solid whites" tend to also skimp on cleaning and quality of their food supply.

I count myself lucky that I didn't get turned off eggs permanently the time I cracked one which had apparently slipped through the cracks and been fertilized somehow. (I very truly wish I was kidding. Ick.) Life, uh, finds a way.

[hector13]

Extra protein?

[Yoink]

I count myself lucky that I didn't get turned off eggs permanently the time I cracked one which had apparently slipped through the cracks and been fertilized somehow. (I very truly wish I was kidding. Ick.) Life, uh, finds a way.

I know just reading about that happening horrified me enough as a kid.
Don't think I've ever even had so much as a blood spot, though, so eventually I got over that awful egg-related paranoia.   

[Eric Blank]

One of our chickens laid a double yolk egg. Truly enormous.

[Tack]

Not sure why but that made me happy

The little things like "not having their dealer tear apart your house" are sometimes happiest of all

[hops]

Tack, please don't quote things posted before the forum's creation.

[MaximumZero]

In non egg related happies: I start my new job tomorrow. My first legit 9-5 desk job.

[Yoink]

Not sure why but that made me happy

The little things like "not having their dealer tear apart your house" are sometimes happiest of all

Oh no, haha, it's not those guys. I got out of there months ago, thankfully.
This is the same house where I used to live before I moved there, except now I'm just staying in the spare room 'til I can find a new place.
Going shopping with those derros would be awful. Yikes. These guys are friends.

In non egg related happies: I start my new job tomorrow. My first legit 9-5 desk job.

GJ! Geddit?     

[itisnotlogical]

This is the same house where I used to live before I moved there, except now I'm just staying in the spare room 'til I can find a new place.
Going shopping with those derros would be awful. Yikes. These guys are friends.

Is "derro" like a derelict? I'm going to start saying it now and want to be sure in case I meet somebody who knows what it is too.

[Arcvasti]

This is the same house where I used to live before I moved there, except now I'm just staying in the spare room 'til I can find a new place.
Going shopping with those derros would be awful. Yikes. These guys are friends.

Is "derro" like a derelict? I'm going to start saying it now and want to be sure in case I meet somebody who knows what it is too.

I have no idea if this is at all relevant, but in D & D, Derro are smallish magically insane humanoids with high charisma but a wisdom of 3-4.

[Mech#4]

Australian slang, means lowlife basically.

[Yoink]

It is short for derelict, yeah. Not sure who decided to start applying it to people, but it works.