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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16206681 times)

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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179460 on: January 21, 2017, 02:48:29 am »

Phi Theta Kappa
aren't these, like, masons

because it sounds like a secret society
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« Reply #179461 on: January 21, 2017, 03:59:11 am »

Nah, that's Phi Beta Kappa.
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« Reply #179462 on: January 21, 2017, 04:11:31 am »

I think you guys mean Phi Theta
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« Reply #179463 on: January 21, 2017, 05:31:46 am »

My Ukrainian friend is going to some university in Poland! Woo!
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« Reply #179464 on: January 21, 2017, 05:35:26 am »

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« Reply #179465 on: January 21, 2017, 05:36:12 am »

My Ukrainian friend is going to some university in Poland! Woo!

Which one :v
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« Reply #179466 on: January 21, 2017, 06:04:33 am »

My Ukrainian friend is going to some university in Poland! Woo!

Which one :v
The only one, duh.

Apparently, the university in question is "Politechnika Lubelska". Anyone from Poland (i.e. Kot), how good is it?
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« Reply #179467 on: January 21, 2017, 08:06:14 am »

My Ukrainian friend is going to some university in Poland! Woo!

Which one :v
The only one, duh.

Apparently, the university in question is "Politechnika Lubelska". Anyone from Poland (i.e. Kot), how good is it?
Noooot amazing TBH. Top of the low-tier (of legitimate unis, mind you, not diploma mills) according to the rankings.
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« Reply #179468 on: January 21, 2017, 08:38:09 am »

I went for the Honors program at my undergraduate school because it allowed you to skip all of the gen-ed courses full of donkeys who didn't learn the material in high school and replace them with still pretty dull but fewer in number Honors gen-eds. Definitely check to see if yours offers that.
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« Reply #179469 on: January 21, 2017, 09:08:28 am »

I don't geddit. Is a honors program something that students with exceptional academic results get that gives them certain privileges and/or access to more advanced courses? What does it have to do with your weird pseudo-Freemason-type greek letter sex/drugs/rock&roll student society dealies?
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« Reply #179470 on: January 21, 2017, 09:19:47 am »

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« Reply #179471 on: January 21, 2017, 10:22:40 am »

My Ukrainian friend is going to some university in Poland! Woo!

Which one :v
The only one, duh.

Apparently, the university in question is "Politechnika Lubelska". Anyone from Poland (i.e. Kot), how good is it?
Noooot amazing TBH. Top of the low-tier (of legitimate unis, mind you, not diploma mills) according to the rankings.
...Still beats staying in Ukraine! Hurray for brain drain!
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« Reply #179472 on: January 21, 2017, 10:31:16 am »

I don't geddit. Is a honors program something that students with exceptional academic results get that gives them certain privileges and/or access to more advanced courses? What does it have to do with your weird pseudo-Freemason-type greek letter sex/drugs/rock&roll student society dealies?
I'm talking about official university honor programs which are basically what you described first: if you entered with a high degree of academic excellence you can join, which gets you access to better courses and extra opportunities for social networking with faculty and other people who will probably become successful in whatever they do, provided you maintain your performance academically and behaviorally. You also tend to get a little thing on your diploma and special recognition at graduation.

All the other shit varies. Some of it is exclusive clubs for rich people, some of it is actual honor societies for smart people, some of it is scams that pretend to be the former.

The last thing you talked about are fraternities and sororities. Those are basically just student groups with a faculty wrangler. They have a very tenuous relationship to honor societies in that they sprang from the same roots, but Greek LifeTM on campus is basically just a way to get to know people and always have folks to hang out with -- mostly drunks who sleep around and spend their time partying instead of working towards graduating. They're the sort of people who spend seven years pursuing a business management degree on their parents' dime while spending all their money on liquor and skipping class.
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« Reply #179473 on: January 21, 2017, 10:48:03 am »

Phi Theta Kappa
Most important benefit of any kind of student org like that is networking. Nepotism with a decent resume gets jobs a lot better than a good resume.

And this doesn't just apply to honor societies. Social/service fraternities/sororities are actually probably better, especially if they're national/international. When you can have an automatic connection to someone who has good connections themself, that can be very beneficial for finding a job. Basically, anything you can do to avoid submitting a resume/application online that's going to get looked at for 10-20 seconds before someone has to make a decision on it.

The last thing you talked about are fraternities and sororities. Those are basically just student groups with a faculty wrangler. They have a very tenuous relationship to honor societies in that they sprang from the same roots, but Greek LifeTM on campus is basically just a way to get to know people and always have folks to hang out with -- mostly drunks who sleep around and spend their time partying instead of working towards graduating. They're the sort of people who spend seven years pursuing a business management degree on their parents' dime while spending all their money on liquor and skipping class.

Some, but not all. Varies on the fraternity/sorority and the university. They will also probably have a hidden body of notes, past exams, past homework solutions, an extensive alumni network with people who tend to be social, outgoing, and likeable - you know, the kind of person you want giving your recommendation, even if it's also the kind of person you absolutely despise. There are, in fact, benefits other than booze and party access, though there's also plenty of that.
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« Reply #179474 on: January 21, 2017, 10:58:30 am »

What college was that?

Wright State University.
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