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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15835783 times)

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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179400 on: January 18, 2017, 12:00:30 pm »

Have an appointment with a psychiatrist tomorrow!  Cautiously hopeful I can get the ADHD meds I've clearly needed for a long time.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179401 on: January 18, 2017, 01:02:39 pm »

There's a third Nioh beta out, starting from this Friday until, afaik Sunday.

I'm pretty excited, especially since I missed the Alpha and first Beta.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179402 on: January 18, 2017, 01:40:18 pm »

First day of internship was pretty good. Picking it all up pretty quickly, which is nice. Hurrah for gainful employment and all that.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179403 on: January 18, 2017, 01:44:08 pm »

Got the job! It's a night shift, so yikes, but between 12 and 6 am I get around a tenner per hour. Not bad.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179404 on: January 18, 2017, 01:51:37 pm »

Got the job! It's a night shift, so yikes, but between 12 and 6 am I get around a tenner per hour. Not bad.

...what the heck are you doing? You're being paid comparably to a skilled professional here. :P
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179405 on: January 18, 2017, 01:52:23 pm »

I actualy just finished a three part interview for a lawyer job at a rather important federation of NGOs dedicated to giving special education and care to people with disabilities. After the whole process, just me and 2 other guys are left. Lets see how it goes. Third sector lawyering can be interesting.

Altough I'm rather serene about it since I gots me another interesting opportunity for this year, but hey, a man must grab everything that gets thrown at him and only pick and choose when everything is under his power.
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« Reply #179406 on: January 18, 2017, 01:54:21 pm »

Go TempAcc!
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179407 on: January 18, 2017, 01:56:19 pm »

Got the job! It's a night shift, so yikes, but between 12 and 6 am I get around a tenner per hour. Not bad.

...what the heck are you doing? You're being paid comparably to a skilled professional here. :P

Tesco Customer Assistant. But it's night shift, so probably stacking shelves :)
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179408 on: January 18, 2017, 01:56:53 pm »

I got to the trolls and somewhat further
They are terminal assholes, as expected
Except Gamzee, who is too sweet a potato for this sinful world
I expect his demise. Because everything I love is destined for the Reaper's grubby little handses.

Anyway, this shitshow has impressed me with its convolutedness so far. I haven't yet felt a desire to wallbang it, and actually it might be just the kind of crap that I like. So that's nice.


Also Arx, Dwarfy, TempAcc, good job on your respective gainful employment gigs.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179409 on: January 18, 2017, 01:58:17 pm »

@Avis-Mergulus: You do not want to know.
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« Reply #179410 on: January 18, 2017, 02:02:21 pm »

@Avis-Mergulus: You do not want to know.
But I do! Or I do not yet know that I do not. That's why I'm still reading.
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« Reply #179411 on: January 18, 2017, 02:10:35 pm »

Got the job! It's a night shift, so yikes, but between 12 and 6 am I get around a tenner per hour. Not bad.

...what the heck are you doing? You're being paid comparably to a skilled professional here. :P

Tesco Customer Assistant. But it's night shift, so probably stacking shelves :)

Criiikey. Like, that's ~R166 hourly. Working a well-paying job with high entry qualifications (B.Sc. Honours kind of thing) nets around R250 hourly, here. Just goes to show, cost of living is a hell of a drug, I guess.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179412 on: January 18, 2017, 03:16:56 pm »

Got the job! It's a night shift, so yikes, but between 12 and 6 am I get around a tenner per hour. Not bad.

...what the heck are you doing? You're being paid comparably to a skilled professional here. :P

Tesco Customer Assistant. But it's night shift, so probably stacking shelves :)

Criiikey. Like, that's ~R166 hourly. Working a well-paying job with high entry qualifications (B.Sc. Honours kind of thing) nets around R250 hourly, here. Just goes to show, cost of living is a hell of a drug, I guess.

Night-shift premiums. Something I didn't get despite working nights for 2+ years as the part of the company I was in didn't get them for reasons.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179413 on: January 18, 2017, 04:23:52 pm »

i got to like, the new kids in homestuck. i really couldnt be arsed past that point because the pacing got even wonkier.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179414 on: January 18, 2017, 04:48:21 pm »

Got the job! It's a night shift, so yikes, but between 12 and 6 am I get around a tenner per hour. Not bad.

...what the heck are you doing? You're being paid comparably to a skilled professional here. :P
In some places, ten bucks an hour is minimum wage. Maybe even lower than the minimum.
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