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[Josephus]

Is he joking?? Guys, tell me he's joking. Seriously?

Man, Jackrabbit already hates you, don't make it worse.

What do you even mean?? I'm not even trying to be a dick, I'm asking an honest fucking question. And why does Jackrabbit hate me? I like that guy.

I wouldn't know. You're the one who said he hates you, I just have a good memory for these things.

[lordnincompoop]

Is he joking?? Guys, tell me he's joking. Seriously?

Man, Jackrabbit already hates you, don't make it worse.

What do you even mean?? I'm not even trying to be a dick, I'm asking an honest fucking question. And why does Jackrabbit hate me? I like that guy.

I wouldn't know. You're the one who said he hates you, I just have a good memory for these things.

Thus the career choice I guess.

[dragnar]

Don't worry CJ. Even if you don't have ToonyMan, you'll always have DRUGS!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Oh no, it's all gone right!

[Josephus]

Is he joking?? Guys, tell me he's joking. Seriously?

Man, Jackrabbit already hates you, don't make it worse.

What do you even mean?? I'm not even trying to be a dick, I'm asking an honest fucking question. And why does Jackrabbit hate me? I like that guy.

I wouldn't know. You're the one who said he hates you, I just have a good memory for these things.

Thus the career choice I guess.

I work at a contact center. My degree is just sitting there, alone and unloved.

[Gunner-Chan]

Woah it sure got srs in here.

I don't really care what's going on but not in here. This isn't the rage topic, since that one is just always destined to be locked. And really if someone annoys you just don't say anything. I'm learning to do that myself but it still holds true.

[lordnincompoop]

Woah it sure got srs in here.

I don't really care what's going on but not in here. This isn't the rage topic, since that one is just always destined to be locked. And really if someone annoys you just don't say anything. I'm learning to do that myself but it still holds true.

Well said.

And if you really can't stand the sight of someone, there's always the Ignore List.

[Duke 2.0]

Jesus man, are you seriously that pissed about that? I fucking apologized man. I just posted 'cause I thought it would get a laugh. Why does this bother you that much?

Generally when you want to make good with people you don't word things like this, well, like this.Seems to be a similar thing my sister does.

 And I just swatted a strike force of mosquitoes that somehow made their way into my room. You won't get my blood and make me itch in my own home!

[CJ1145]

I think I'm gonna go post in the sad thread now 

[Josephus]

Jesus man, are you seriously that pissed about that? I fucking apologized man. I just posted 'cause I thought it would get a laugh. Why does this bother you that much?

Generally when you want to make good with people you don't word things like this, well, like this.Seems to be a similar thing my sister does.

 And I just swatted a strike force of mosquitoes that somehow made their way into my room. You won't get my blood and make me itch in my own home!

They are the goddamn vampires of the goddamn bug world.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Jesus man, are you seriously that pissed about that? I fucking apologized man. I just posted 'cause I thought it would get a laugh. Why does this bother you that much?

Generally when you want to make good with people you don't word things like this, well, like this.Seems to be a similar thing my sister does.

 And I just swatted a strike force of mosquitoes that somehow made their way into my room. You won't get my blood and make me itch in my own home!

If mosquitoes must think of the inside of people's homes as some sort of hell for glutonous mosquitoes. First, you enter a seemingly innoculous, but somewhat strange area with your fellows. Then you turn back, and your point of entry is blocked by a sudden wall. Some of the entry is still there, but you cannot get past it, as if some invisible force is keeping you from crossing it. Then, you find a human sitting still, not paying you any mind. Jackpot! Only, when one of your fellows lands on the human's hand, it suddenly springs into action and smashes him flat. The human turns, and begins swiping at you and your fellows, but cannot hit you. The human leaves, and returns seconds latter with a strange metal cylinder. He presses the top of the cylinder, and the air around you turns to posion as your insides melt and all of you fall dead. I'a! I'a! Sapian fgahtan!

[Josephus]

What kind of wuss kills mosquitos with bug spray? You're supposed to use your bare hands. It's quicker, more fun, and less toxic.

[Jopax]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGbK0YiOKWo

Made me chuckle quite a lot, also i started watching Dr. Horribles sing along blog, very awesome

[MetalSlimeHunt]

What kind of wuss kills mosquitos with bug spray? You're supposed to use your bare hands. It's quicker, more fun, and less toxic.

Oh, they exist. I don't, but a spray can was the most insane and alien thing to a mosquito I could think of.

[CJ1145]

What kind of wuss kills mosquitos with bug spray? You're supposed to use your bare hands. It's quicker, more fun, and less toxic.

Oh, they exist. I don't, but a spray can was the most insane and alien thing to a mosquito I could think of.

Well, if you got yourself a lighter to go with the spray can...

[Duke 2.0]

 Alright, nevermind. Not mosquitoes. I found several lines of dried blood going down my legs. Mosquitoes around these parts don't make you bleed.