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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15836926 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179310 on: January 12, 2017, 02:16:10 am »

I have a kitty under my arm to keep me warm.

The knitting on my armpit stings a bit admittedly
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179312 on: January 12, 2017, 05:59:32 am »

Oh thank goodness. I went to the dentist for the first time in two years, and there was absolutely no problem. I feel like I deserve a crown. (Please not a tooth one, please not a tooth one, please not a tooth one, please not a tooth one.)
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Comrade P.

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scriver

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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179314 on: January 12, 2017, 06:07:42 am »

We are the Great Horde!

The rest of the world: Sure. Sure you are. We tremble beneath your might.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179316 on: January 12, 2017, 07:03:38 am »

.06 of a spy, actually

par for the course

Yoink

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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179317 on: January 12, 2017, 07:05:25 am »

I've got beer!
Some just for me, some for the par-tee! :D   
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179318 on: January 12, 2017, 07:26:36 am »

What is .06 of a person anyway? A finger? Seems like the kind of thing they'd send back if a spy got caught and killed
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179319 on: January 12, 2017, 08:05:16 am »

I've got beer!
Some just for me, some for the par-tee! :D   

Par-tee?
Par=avg. swings on a golf course
Tee=thing you drive from in golf
Is this some golf reference?
What does it have to do with alcohol?
Par...tee.
Wait
Partee
party
yes
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179320 on: January 12, 2017, 09:39:47 am »

Actually, the correct misspelling is "par-tay".

Anyway, job has finally been acquired. This makes me happy.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179321 on: January 12, 2017, 10:22:59 am »

Good going! I've currently been in a jobless state far too long, myself. One of these days I'll actually earn money....
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179322 on: January 12, 2017, 06:31:08 pm »

Calisthenics routine has now entered triple digits. Not sure if there's any visual changes yet but I'm definitely stronger than I used to be after just a month or two of this.

Now if only I had weights...
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179323 on: January 12, 2017, 06:36:12 pm »

Acquire jugs. Fill with water. Use for training and for when the power fails.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179324 on: January 12, 2017, 07:55:06 pm »

Lots of really cool games being played at AGDQ this year, both games I enjoy and games that are conceptually interesting as speedruns. I'll have no shortage of stuff to watch when I get some free time.
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