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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15837960 times)

IcyTea31

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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179205 on: January 04, 2017, 07:54:31 am »

I have a job interview next week! I'm very hopeful about this, for I'm both fully competent and have the right personality for the job. I don't have experience, but it's entry-level so that's not a big worry.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179206 on: January 04, 2017, 02:47:42 pm »

I've been hanging out with my brother a ton these past two weeks. I forgot how much I missed him and his unique brand of comedy.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179207 on: January 04, 2017, 02:51:00 pm »

Watched Westworld for the first time, with a couple of friends. The TV series, although we watched the movie first.
And then after marathoning the last couple episodes of the series, just now at around 3AM we watched Futureworld.

The show was brilliant, but Futureworld was just amazingly weird. So many great moments of '70s silliness and just straight-up trippiness.   
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179208 on: January 04, 2017, 02:59:43 pm »

Got a job interview soon. It's entry level retail stuff and probably part time but if I get the job I'll be getting actual work experience and making money. This is great considering I've never had a job in my life yet and I was getting paranoid that I'd never find work ever.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179209 on: January 05, 2017, 12:45:22 am »

Plot twist: Spehss_ and I are going to be interviewed for the same job and must now fight in the ring of honour to prove who is the most suitable candidate for the position.

(Geography aside, my interview isn't for retail, so this is extremely unlikely.)
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179210 on: January 05, 2017, 05:27:27 am »

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« Reply #179211 on: January 05, 2017, 06:37:41 am »

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« Reply #179212 on: January 05, 2017, 06:44:57 am »

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« Reply #179213 on: January 05, 2017, 07:02:31 am »

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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179214 on: January 05, 2017, 07:03:47 am »

Is it really cross-dressing if you're actually female but trapped in a male body? Just a thought.
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« Reply #179215 on: January 05, 2017, 07:05:46 am »

Is it really crossdressing if you activated my trap card? Just a thought

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« Reply #179216 on: January 05, 2017, 07:07:32 am »

Witchcraft banned from football
Wait, so if they're banning witchcraft and other supernatural means of influencing the outcome of a sports game, does that make it illegal for you to cheer for the team, because it's sending good vibes their way?
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« Reply #179217 on: January 05, 2017, 07:12:09 am »

Cheering isn't supernatural, but then, neither is "witchcraft."
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« Reply #179218 on: January 05, 2017, 07:15:24 am »

Witchcraft banned from football
Wait, so if they're banning witchcraft and other supernatural means of influencing the outcome of a sports game, does that make it illegal for you to cheer for the team, because it's sending good vibes their way?
Only if you give your team your energy

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« Reply #179219 on: January 05, 2017, 07:46:33 am »

I won't TMI about how I've deduced this, but I think my back pain ordeal may have been due to an absolutely horrifying bout of constipation, and not SUPER CANCER as I previously thought.
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