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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16307875 times)

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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179115 on: December 30, 2016, 12:09:21 pm »

but they're so revealing aaaaaaaaa :-[

Although I must say, if it feels the same as wearing a blanket, it definitely is verrrrry comfortable. Can anyone go check that?
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179116 on: December 30, 2016, 12:10:35 pm »

>:u

Amazon pushes the trans agenda, now with flying fortresses and drone swarms delivering pwetty dresses everywhere.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179117 on: December 30, 2016, 12:22:48 pm »

This summer, while working in a warehouse, I got myself one of these:

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And the trick is, they leave enough room in below-belt part to wear pants underneath, but if you don't, you get awesome ventilation! Would definitely recommend if you, like me, don't like shorts.
There is just one fundamental problem, and that is, if you need to claim your place on porcelain throne, you can't really do so in a hurry (without some training, at least).
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179118 on: December 30, 2016, 12:25:53 pm »

when you wear skirts regularly, and especially shorter skirts, you learn pretty quickly to squat instead of bending over and as long as you do that, no skirt is really all that revealing

plus there's always leggings, tights, and spats, which you would think defeats the purpose of wearing a skirt (not having to wear pants/shorts) but something about the material they make those out of...

edit: unrelated, this is quite possibly the most ridiculous thing i have ever seen come out of this game

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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179119 on: December 30, 2016, 02:00:30 pm »

I keep trying to learn that game, but the in-game tutorial is overwhelming.  Clearly I should follow this tutorial until I understand how to play.
(I get the impression that's like jumping into CK2 as a pagan trade republic.  Or learning to play from the Horse cloning tutorial.  Close enough:  https://www.reddit.com/r/CrusaderKings/comments/4mo3rd/from_norse_to_horse_20_how_a_horse_exterminated/)
"First thing you need to do is kill yourself" ah good start.

As for crossdressing, I kinda love when women wear masculine clothing.  It's usually far less noticeable than the other direction, but I still like it.  And then there are women in tuxedos!
But that's probably just me rejoicing in the decline of society gender taboos.  I like how it's less of a big deal now.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179120 on: December 30, 2016, 02:15:18 pm »

the best way to learn eu4 imo is to play as a japanese daimyou

you're on more or less equal footing with all your neighbours and very insulated from the rest of asia, allowing you to really focus on your goal of uniting japan

portugal, england, and norway aren't bad either, if you pick up exploration ideas and want to learn how colonisation works

ottomans and castile are go-to strong nations, but they're so big and powerful you won't really learn much and can honestly ignore a lot of mechanics like trade and aggressive expansion

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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179121 on: December 30, 2016, 03:18:12 pm »

the best way to learn eu4 imo is to play as a japanese daimyou
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179122 on: December 30, 2016, 03:26:46 pm »

Got approved for disability without waiting 5-7 years for an appeal!

Now I can get dental work done before my teeth fall out or infection kills me!

I can get my brakes fixed before I die in a fiery crash!

I can get a new mattress before the poking out springs give me tetanus!

I can pay the power bill before they knock on the door to turn it off!

I won't have to borrow more money from my 80 year old parents!


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« Reply #179123 on: December 30, 2016, 03:52:36 pm »

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« Reply #179124 on: December 30, 2016, 03:58:55 pm »

Got approved for disability without waiting 5-7 years for an appeal!

Now I can get dental work done before my teeth fall out or infection kills me!

I can get my brakes fixed before I die in a fiery crash!

I can get a new mattress before the poking out springs give me tetanus!

I can pay the power bill before they knock on the door to turn it off!

I won't have to borrow more money from my 80 year old parents!


This nostalgia made me happy.
As for the wonder-cure for global warming...  Color me intrigued, largely uniformed, and lazily skeptical.  I earnestly hope it works out.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179125 on: December 30, 2016, 04:08:22 pm »

Hell. Yeah!
Isn't this what supposedly killed the dinosaurs? Deliberately causing a volcanic winter by shooting sulfur into the atmosphere is an idea so crazy that it might work, but I'd still be careful about putting this plan into action.
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« Reply #179126 on: December 30, 2016, 04:08:44 pm »

I like how INJECTING SULFURIC ACID INTO THE STRATOSPHERE is good option to solve global warming
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« Reply #179127 on: December 30, 2016, 04:27:01 pm »

It's a terrible idea masquerading as a good one. It'll cool the planet, sure, but will also, iirc:
1. Not stop the oceans from continuing to absorb more and more co2, eventually resulting in the collapse of the food web as plankton go extinct followed by everything dependant on them,
2. Decrease output of plants due to reduced sunlight, potentially kill plants which can't get enough sun anymore, which would collapse land food webs which depend on them,
3. Likely make people think they've solved global warming and can not bother to continue transitioning away from fossil fuels
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179128 on: December 30, 2016, 04:37:49 pm »

4. Turn the sky green
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« Reply #179129 on: December 30, 2016, 04:40:48 pm »

Im ok with turning the sky green tho.
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