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[Yoink]

I've watched the best domestic movie I've seen in my life, Samurai Rauni Reposaarelainen. I think the best way to explain it is this advertisement:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Review quotes, top to bottom:
"Worst movie in Finland"
"Disappointingly thin in content"
"Most crooked of the year"
"No word can give justice to its distinctiveness"
"Guaranteed cult hit"
"Now it rings and does it well"
"This is insanity-slash-genius"
"A cult classic even at its birth"
"No touch with any kind of reality"

Wow, that's high praise right there.

* Yoink adjusts his to-watch list accordingly.

>is a non-meat-eating weirdo, and thus only eats Five Guys' French Fries

Those *are* good though.

...Dangit, now I want some.

There's this awesome fast food franchise in certain parts of Australia called Lord of the Fries. They do all-vegetarian food, with vegan versions of any menu item available on request. Everything I've tried is freaking delicious. Although I am still sad that their "phish burger" was just a limited time thing and didn't end up becoming a permanent menu item... the fish fillet burgers were my favourite thing on the McDonald's menu back when I was an omnivore, and somehow they got it perfect.

I ate quite a few of those in the sadly-brief time they were available.

In-and-Out Burger, Five Guys...

I have some questions for the people who named these franchises ;3

We have POV burger over here. Wait, that's not a franchise, that's just a povvo burger...

-cat story-

Oh man, that is amazing!
I'd like to see that, haha. Sounds like both your cats are fascinating individuals. Wow.
Just watch out for any confused-yet-angry dogs who disagree with a cat impersonating them...

[spümpkin]

Digi:Five Guys is the number of people who opened their first location.

And I assume In-and-Out was named to incept the idea that their drive through service and food prep is fast enough that you can dip in and out quickly.

In-and-Out Burger, Five Guys...

I have some questions for the people who named these franchises ;3

We have POV burger over here. Wait, that's not a franchise, that's just a povvo burger...

Y-You guys....

It was a joke


Hence the ;3
Am i seriously the only person who thought of that

Spoiler: because apparently the joke wasnt clear enough (click to show/hide)

it was a lewd joke

As for sodas, I enjoy vanilla Coca-Cola, but I'm a fan of anything with enough sugar.

My high-blood sugar blood brother!

Yeh, but i got puberty metabol...

 wait hormone blockers

Heck

[Yoink]

What? Obviously I got the joke, we're pointing out fast food franchises whose names sound like porn/sex descriptors.
Hence I mentioned the POV burger, despite the fact that it is actually just a slang name for a homemade poor person's burger, not a franchise. <.<

[Tack]

Maybe that's where you went wrong.
Should've gone with Burger Urges

[Parsely]

I remember reading the answers to the Silent Hill 3 Hard Puzzles. They're ridiculous.

Is there an LP of any game that has really hard puzzles, where they try and solve the puzzles in a game naturally, and don't work on the puzzles offscreen or use a guide or get any hints, and actually make progress and eventually figure out the answer?

[MaximumZero]

I'm a munchkin with a penchant for rum (and I'm full of it right this very second.)

I'm Peter Drinklage, and I approve this message.

[Eric Blank]

Pete, you're drunk. Go home.


Im feeling reasonably OK right now, I guess. Kinda cold tho

[Rose]

Managed to get Bluetooth passthrough working in Dolphin, which means that I can use cheap third-party wiimotes with it, instead of the super expensive original nintendo ones.

[Yoink]

Screw it, it's burrito time!

[Tack]

I'm a munchkin with a penchant for rum (and I'm full of it right this very second.)
I'm Peter Drinklage, and I approve this message.

I know you're dwarven short, but aren't you also dwarven built?

[spümpkin]

Finished Owlboy, and also got the three secret tokens to unlock The Big Secret.

Didn't actually see anything about it online, and only looked up the location of two tokens, but besides that, nothing was able to be found.

It actually tells you that nobody must know, and it might be that, or it could be that the game only came out this week :v and I'm a whore for secrets


no im not telling

[Yoink]

Earlier, I ate burrito. Now, I have beer. Beer that someone else paid for, even!
Today has been, by my recent standards, a pretty good day. My Steam purchases have been on-point lately, too. Now I just need to studiously avoid thinking about all the problems in my life and I should be able to enjoy existing for a little while.

I typo'd "on-point" as "on-pint", teehee.

[ECrownofFire]

AI War does in fact run on this laptop.

Unfortunately I'm pretty bad at it right now and haven't played in years so any skills I did once have are long gone. But it's still fun!

I should probably lower the difficulty though, because damn this campaign is a struggle and I don't know that I'll be able to win. There's a damn SuperTerminal that I'd love to get, and it even has an Ion Cannon that I can steal, but when I've gone for it before there were waaaaayy too many things attacking for me to hold onto it and had to reload a save.

[Tack]

Oh man I got free beer for doing manual labor.
It is the best most ever.

[Parsely]

I will never understand why video games think bows are completely silent.

https://youtu.be/I2pN_tEzu7c?t=54s

If you're a guard patrolling around at night where it's quiet, and you hear a noise as startling as that, you're going to investigate or even sound the alarm, depending on the situation.