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[Bauglir]

I have cashed in my final Christmas gift (a gift card). So, here I sit in my poorly-insulated apartment wearing both sweatpants and a hoodie too large for me. Don't worry, those were deliberate decisions - such clothing is best fitted when it is maximum oversized. I am now quite warm, and winter can do nothing about it.

WHAT SAY YOU NOW, SKADI

[scrdest]

Let me tell you about chemical genocide - it feels great.

Eh, I didn't have any anti-fly chemicals around here, and the stores don't have those, either, because it's fucking winter and all normal flies have been sleeping for several months now. So I used my bare hands. Killing flies one by one with a single palm strike (and a little height help from a chair) each certainly leaves you tired, though.

Right now, I'm imagining you karate-chopping your way through a room full of flies. In slo-mo, possibly.

[GiglameshDespair]

I've finally got tired of the fly infestation in the kitchen and nearby rooms (there were like 50+ of them all over the place) and have enacted the final option on them. There are now, like, two-three flies hiding somewhere.

*insert Bison's YES video here*

I am ashamed of you that you didn't call it the flynal solution.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Insert Sabaton.
When flies burn, the flynal solution.

[Comrade P.]

Insert Sabaton.
When flies burn, the flynal solution.

I like how these guys go "You know what would make a kickass power metal song? History. Particualarily, Holocaust. Yeah, let's make that one happen."

[KingofstarrySkies]

That's their entire motif, is 'Dude history is metal as fuck'

[Loud Whispers]

Let me tell you about chemical genocide - it feels great.

Eh, I didn't have any anti-fly chemicals around here, and the stores don't have those, either, because it's fucking winter and all normal flies have been sleeping for several months now. So I used my bare hands. Killing flies one by one with a single palm strike (and a little height help from a chair) each certainly leaves you tired, though.

I can sympathize after some freakishly tall bitch with a cleaning OCD holocausted my house spiders, causing the moth population to fucking skyrocket during an unusually warm summer and autumn. So many nights just spent crushing them in the air, with a mind sharpened with zen fatality - the Buddha could've become a prince, and how many moths he would've killed...

[Teneb]

That's their entire motif, is 'Dude history is metal as fuck'

Well, it is though. They have a point.

[KingofstarrySkies]

EXACTLY

[martinuzz]

Insert Sabaton.
When flies burn, the flynal solution.

I like how these guys go "You know what would make a kickass power metal song? History. Particualarily, Holocaust. Yeah, let's make that one happen."

already been done by Slayer, cannot be surpassed.
This one's about Joseph Mengele, for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6_zsJ8KPP0

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
The way that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Showers that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
Like cattle
You run
Stripped of
Your lifes worth
Human mice, for the angel of death
Four hundred thousand more to die
Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood

Destroying, without mercy
To benefit the aryan race

Surgery, with no anesthesia
Fell the knife pierce you intensely
Inferior, no use to mankind
Strapped down screaming out to die
Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of death

Pumped with fluid, inside your brain
Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
Burning flesh, drips away
Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil
Frigid cold, cracks your limbs
How long can you last
In this frozen water burial?
Sewn together, joining heads
Just a matter of time
til you rip yourselves apart
Millions laid out in their
Crowded tombs
Sickening ways to achieve
The holocaust
Seas of blood, bury life
Smell your death as it burns
Deep inside of you
Abacinate, eyes that bleed
Praying for the end of
Your wide awake nightmare
Wings of pain, reach out for you
His face of death staring down,
Your blood running cold
Injecting cells, dying eyes
Feeding on the screams of
The mutants hes creating
Pathetic harmless victims
Left to die
Rancid angel of death
Flying free


angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of death

Angel of death

[Emma]

There was just a crack of thunder and it sounded amazing.

[Flying Dice]

Insert Sabaton.
When flies burn, the flynal solution.

I like how these guys go "You know what would make a kickass power metal song? History. Particualarily, Holocaust. Yeah, let's make that one happen."

already been done by Slayer, cannot be surpassed.
This one's about Joseph Mengele, for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6_zsJ8KPP0

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
The way that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Showers that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
Like cattle
You run
Stripped of
Your lifes worth
Human mice, for the angel of death
Four hundred thousand more to die
Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood

Destroying, without mercy
To benefit the aryan race

Surgery, with no anesthesia
Fell the knife pierce you intensely
Inferior, no use to mankind
Strapped down screaming out to die
Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of death

Pumped with fluid, inside your brain
Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
Burning flesh, drips away
Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil
Frigid cold, cracks your limbs
How long can you last
In this frozen water burial?
Sewn together, joining heads
Just a matter of time
til you rip yourselves apart
Millions laid out in their
Crowded tombs
Sickening ways to achieve
The holocaust
Seas of blood, bury life
Smell your death as it burns
Deep inside of you
Abacinate, eyes that bleed
Praying for the end of
Your wide awake nightmare
Wings of pain, reach out for you
His face of death staring down,
Your blood running cold
Injecting cells, dying eyes
Feeding on the screams of
The mutants hes creating
Pathetic harmless victims
Left to die
Rancid angel of death
Flying free


angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of death

Angel of death

Except, y'know, that it's Slayer. I'm probably jostling some cultural elbows here, but Slayer is pretty much the epitome of boring, generic metal as far as I'm concerned.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Sabaton is wonderful viking-style swedish power metal and I adore it.

[Putnam]

wrote a description of go, thought "a competitive version of conway's game of life would be cooler"

well that sure does exist

[hops]

wrote a description of go, thought "a competitive version of conway's game of life would be cooler"

well that sure does exist

Huh, that's interesting.

Though, can't I break the board by placing loads of methuselahs?