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[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'm afraid that Bay 12 ranks a solid 84 on the ATROCIT-O-METER, giving our community a rating of IRREDEEMSAUSE.

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[Jackrabbit]

I'm afraid that Bay 12 ranks a solid 84 on the ATROCIT-O-METER, giving our community a rating of IREDEEMSAUSE.

_{^{If it isn't obvious what I'm copying, you aren't doing the internet right.}}

Iredeemsause goes great on tacos, by the way. The taco has to be depraved, though.

[Karnewarrior]

There are four levels of insanity.

1) The level of insanity that is sanity. You may get this on Woman'slife forums, or MarthaStewart.com, or someplace like that
2) The beginnings of insanity. Cracked.com has this level, as well as most internet sites.
3) Bay12 ranks here, with the dead baby jokes and the burnings and the frequent WTF moments.
4) 4chan.

[WorkerDrone]

Oh wow, huge image. Put a spoiler on it maybe?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I think it would be more like in Kult, with the negitive and positive mental balance. Both are crazy in opposing ways. A "normal" site would be 0. 4chan would be about -50. Bay 12 would likely be somthing like 35. I haven't actually ever played Kult, but the system kind of works for this scale, even if the proporties are different.

[Aqizzar]

This really shouldn't be in the Happy thread, because it's not really a happy event in the slightest.  But it revolves around this thread, so let me break down some events of this afternoon.

I log onto Steam.  Jakkarra messages me, asking me to play Men of War with him, like he's been doing a lot lately.  This irritates me, but I want to be good at the game, just because I can't stand being bad at stuff that I think I should be good at.  It also irritates me that he keeps asking all the time, but I'd feel like a dick if I just came out and said NO, so I agree to.

He thinks it would be a lot easier to show me how the game works if we can voicechat.  On top of this being objectively true, I've been looking for an excuse to make my microphone work.  While I'm screwing my way through that process, Janet messages me and the following conversation takes place.  My sense of humor revolves around ragging on everything and complaining.  This will become the third time in one weekend that I offend someone this way.

Jakkarra and I proceed to have an entertaining three hours playing like morons and comparing the intricacies of American and English gradeschools.  Aside from using way too much "meme" talk, which I manage to stop, Jakkarra turns out to be an okay guy, and I can honestly say I like him now.  That in itself is a dick thing to say, because it implies that I didn't before, but it's a very limited medium we all interact through.  The topic of his semi-permanent muting and account-rustling problem comes up a few times, along with how his personality seems to make people dislike him.

We finish, and he decides to call it a night.  Since my awesome power to fuck up any good situation hasn't flexed it's muscles enough yet, I start browsing the forum and mention that Janet posted that chatlog.  Jakkarra gets sullen, and wholeheartedly agrees that I was being an asshole for saying mean things about him while talking to him.  Oh what tangled webs we weave and so forth.

There's a lot of other things I could say, about a great many angles on this topic, but I won't.  All am I going to say is, as of this moment, I'm sticking up for him.  I don't want to be the badguy.

[ToonyMan]

I feel emotionally touched.

[WorkerDrone]

I feel emotionally touched.

Surprisingly this.

[ToonyMan]

This video is totally worth it for the last 10 seconds.

I'm not spoiling why, you should watch the whole thing though.

[Itnetlolor]

I found out a show I watched that had a crap ending made one last season to give it a more proper send-off. I'm going to spend the next week getting closure for it.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

That video was awesome beyond reason.

[Jackrabbit]

-snip-

We never learn, ever, do we? It's part of the reason I find us so interesting. That, and you should see what I just found out I can make my leg do, I mean damn.

[Josephus]

That sounds like it could be potentially life-threatening.

[Jackrabbit]

If I do it right, yeah.

[WorkerDrone]

Who's life would it be threatening?