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[TD1]

It really seems that in a couple updates, DF will be able to procedurally generate pretty lifelike communication.

It was inevitable.

I await the day when DF becomes more real than reality.

[Spehss _]

It really seems that in a couple updates, DF will be able to procedurally generate pretty lifelike communication.

It was inevitable.

I await the day when DF becomes more real than reality.

DF Version 1.05 changelog
-released Gnome Fortress v23a
-dwarves will now play Gnome Fortress on their computers during their breaks

[scrdest]

It really seems that in a couple updates, DF will be able to procedurally generate pretty lifelike communication.

It was inevitable.

I await the day when DF becomes more real than reality.

inb4 dwarven scholars start discussing the Simulation Hypothesis as a procedurally generated knowledge item.

[Comrade P.]

Wrestling (sambo) tournament within uni sports section tomorrow. The fun part is, I don't even have an opponent in my weight category, and the weight gap between the dude closest to my weight and me is something like 20 kg.

I'm in for a good tme.

[quinnr]

I just cashed my first-ever paycheck. I mostly just put papers from piles into folders and then into other folders, but it's fantastic. Life is good.

[Loud Whispers]

inb4 dwarven scholars start discussing the Simulation Hypothesis as a procedurally generated knowledge item.

URIST, WE ARE JUST A SIMULATION! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT ENDS? WHAT HAPPENS?
IT IS TERRIFYING!

[TD1]

inb4 dwarven scholars start discussing the Simulation Hypothesis as a procedurally generated knowledge item.

URIST, WE ARE JUST A SIMULATION! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT ENDS? WHAT HAPPENS?
IT IS TERRIFYING!

I sniggered lucozade. Gonna sigtext that un.

[Graknorke]

So while we're still on the DF train, I think this should be plugged. This is the kind of thing I imagined happening when I first saw some of Toady's example music descriptions in the devlog.

[Tawa]

Spoiler: Weirdly relevant Engrish (click to show/hide)

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

I ran my first D&D game yesterday. I'm kinda proud of myself for actually doing it even though I crammed reading the handbooks the night before, the morning of, and during the beginning of the game XD

Oh and hey how's everybody been?

[Putnam]

wait wait WAIT

NONVIOLENT CONFLICT IS A THING IN DWARF FORTRESS NOW

OH MY GOD

[Bauglir]

wait wait WAIT

NONVIOLENT CONFLICT IS A THING IN DWARF FORTRESS NOW

OH MY GOD

wait what

how

[Putnam]

http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Need

this being a computer game, those are numbers, which i can read

...i can make things happen when needs are not met through DFHack

i'm waiting patiently

EDIT: also, I could probably intercept conversation stuff, people can have legitimate arguments now

[MaximumZero]

Wrestling (sambo) tournament within uni sports section tomorrow. The fun part is, I don't even have an opponent in my weight category, and the weight gap between the dude closest to my weight and me is something like 20 kg.

I'm in for a good tme.

I would 'rassle you, Comrade.

[scrdest]

So while we're still on the DF train, I think this should be plugged. This is the kind of thing I imagined happening when I first saw some of Toady's example music descriptions in the devlog.

Me too, I just couldn't be arsed to tune the synths to work with 16-tone scales before.