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[Josephus]

Oh man, the rule34 for penny arcade is about ten levels of hilarious.

[Aqizzar]

I'm 5'10" and 130 pounds in perpetuity.  I cannot gain or lose weight.  I eat one big meal a day and a lot of snacks the rest of the time, and half the stuff I eat is processed crap because it goes down easier.  I need food to go down easy, because since I started working at my physically-demanding job, I still don't gain weight, but I eat like a horse.  Total crap food is actually helpful - greasy Jack burgers and microwave hotdogs and Ramen noodles and Poptarts are my mainstays when I need energy; I love good cooked food, but I just can't eat it fast enough before it gets cold, and then I feel sluggish.

Of course, I know absolutely nothing about nutrition or health.  I do know I come from two families made entirely of scrawny people, except for the odd beer-gut, so hooray for genetics.

Oh man, the rule34 for penny arcade is about ten levels of hilarious.

It's legendary in certain circles.

[JoshuaFH]

I cannot imagine being 130 pounds. I'm trapped in the languish that is the 175-190 pound range, forever doomed to walk the earth cursed as not-exactly-skinny but not-exactly-fat.

[Cthulhu]

I am intensely disturbed by this knowledge of Aqizzar's elfin stature.  Seriously, man.

[ToonyMan]

...I'm taller than Aqizzar.

:D

[Josephus]

I'm 6'0 and 130 pounds.

...I'm taller than Aqizzar.

But are you as tall as the beast of manliness that is Jackrabbit?

[Schilcote]

I just read Incident 239-B-Clef-Kondraki. Awesome.

[Cthulhu]

How tall is Jackrabbit?  I'm 6'4" and my weight varies, from 190 in 8th grade (The highest it's ever been) all the way down to 145 when I got my wisdom teeth taken out and then they dry-socketed and I realized that not eating food was awesome.

[Josephus]

Pretty sure he's about 6'5".

Fun fact 5: Jackrabbit is, in actual fact, a tall gangly teenager with about as much in common with his beloved Max as roadkill with a burger not from McDonalds.

Huh, I could have sworn that he'd posted his actual height somewhere.

[Solifuge]

5'11" and 124 on average. Got little to no muscle mass, and yet I seem to have more endurance and strength than most of my friends. I've got crazy-dense bones, which might help that too.

Anywho, I just snagged the Temple of Elemental Evil game, and the needed patches. I'm pondering whether I want to start that, make Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Muffins, or start putting books on my brand-spanking-new bookshelf. And it's D&D night!

So much happy!

[ToonyMan]

I am exactly the same as Solifuge.

OH NO I TOPPED A PAGE (DEFAULT) I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT

[Gunner-Chan]

Spoiler: Oh dear god (click to show/hide)

5:57 PM - Aqizzar: I'm just trying to get steam chat set up because I'm bored enough to entertain Jakkarra for a few minutes
5:57 PM - Janet♫♥♪: That
5:57 PM - Aqizzar: I don't know why
5:57 PM - Janet♫♥♪: Is fucking bored.
5:57 PM - Aqizzar: well, I've wanted to get this imcrophone working anyway
5:57 PM - Janet♫♥♪: That is so bored I feel fucking sorry for you.
5:58 PM - Janet♫♥♪: You motherfuckers. That's boredom.
5:58 PM - Aqizzar: yeah, I don't know why I do it
5:58 PM - Aqizzar: guy's such a damn tool
5:58 PM - Aqizzar: but I'm too polite to say "no I don't want to talk to you" to someone directly
5:58 PM - Aqizzar: let alone block them
5:58 PM - Aqizzar: AGNST
5:59 PM - Janet♫♥♪: Dude.
5:59 PM - Janet♫♥♪: Duke blocked him.
5:59 PM - Aqizzar: really?
5:59 PM - Janet♫♥♪: Yes.
5:59 PM - Aqizzar: wow
5:59 PM - Janet♫♥♪: He is fucking irredeamable.
5:59 PM - Aqizzar: but that...
5:59 PM - Aqizzar: ...now part of me really doesn't want to block him, because I'm HIS ONLY FRIEND OH GOD

[ToonyMan]

I blocked Jakkarra as well, I don't care about keeping that private.

[Josephus]

Oh man, the rule34 for penny arcade is about ten levels of hilarious.

It's legendary in certain circles.

I imagine it would be. Although I've found the Dinosaur Comics rule34 even funnier.

[Gunner-Chan]

I blocked Jakkarra as well, I don't care about keeping that private.

Some people just don't deserve friends. Maaaaannnnnn.