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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15770931 times)

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #165315 on: November 19, 2015, 04:14:23 am »

Registered with yet another employment agency.

I can't tell if the capitalists are lying and the economy is actually shit, I'm undesirable in the workforce, or I'm just too lazy with applying for things.

Perhaps I ought to apply for an unemployment benefit, but Work and Income would probably get me working in retail.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #165316 on: November 19, 2015, 05:08:58 am »

I had a very good day today. Didn't really do anything, but a very good day.

I know it's partially a side effect of the feelings that have caused me quite a bit of hurt, but at the moment I feel too warm and fuzzy to care. Sadness will come later.
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« Reply #165317 on: November 19, 2015, 06:36:16 am »

Once again, I'm surprised that I have more money on my debit card than I thought I did. And I thought I was spending a lot.


And tomorrow is payday. And I've got one or two bonuses with that payday.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #165318 on: November 19, 2015, 06:41:35 am »

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #165319 on: November 19, 2015, 07:02:17 am »

Registered with yet another employment agency.

I can't tell if the capitalists are lying and the economy is actually shit, I'm undesirable in the workforce, or I'm just too lazy with applying for things.

Perhaps I ought to apply for an unemployment benefit, but Work and Income would probably get me working in retail.

All employment agencies lie and mislead.  I've never been to one that was worth the time.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #165320 on: November 19, 2015, 10:00:35 am »

A soda machine haunts the living, falsely promising drink for coin. The company didn't repeatedly attach a laminated "Out of Order" sign; someone did.

The police promptly agreed with the sign. They smiled their asses off at me and no one knows why. The police lost $5 in that infernal machine....
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #165321 on: November 19, 2015, 10:16:19 am »

We must surrender to the soda machine's sovereignity and elect it as our new Lord and Master.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #165322 on: November 19, 2015, 10:23:33 am »

I normally don't go in for praising Microsoft, but Powerpoint Online is an amazing tool for collaborating (even if it's painfully slow). I'm working on a project with a small committee right now, and we're all editing the same slideshow, uploading and downloading recent changes to and from the master file, filling in audio narration in the correct positions, and video-conferencing at the same time. This is leagues better than the old game of email tag.
I don't know, I find Google Slides (part of the Google Docs stuff) + Skype a bit more usable in my option (and without the slow connection problems). :P
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #165323 on: November 19, 2015, 10:40:48 am »

Eh, whenever I had to work on such a thing, I just kind of told people "HERE'S YOUR ASSIGNED TASK, COMPLETE IT AND SEND ME YOUR SHIT, I'LL PUT IT TOGHEDER WITH MY OWN AND EVERYONE ELSE'S SHIT". It worked out pretty well, but I guess it wouldn't work with people that didn't trust me with this and made the project vulnerable to my own schedule. I had heard of powerpoint online but I never cared to test its usefulness.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #165324 on: November 19, 2015, 10:47:59 am »

Today was a great day. x.x
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #165325 on: November 19, 2015, 10:52:16 am »

We must surrender to the soda machine's sovereignity and elect it as our new Lord and Master.

Elected? Soda Machine already rules, graciously taking our change.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #165326 on: November 19, 2015, 11:08:14 am »

I normally don't go in for praising Microsoft, but Powerpoint Online is an amazing tool for collaborating (even if it's painfully slow). I'm working on a project with a small committee right now, and we're all editing the same slideshow, uploading and downloading recent changes to and from the master file, filling in audio narration in the correct positions, and video-conferencing at the same time. This is leagues better than the old game of email tag.
I don't know, I find Google Slides (part of the Google Docs stuff) + Skype a bit more usable in my option (and without the slow connection problems). :P
Probably is, but we get Office 2013 free from my university so it's something we're all guaranteed to be familiar with.

Ye gods though, I'm never going to use MS Office 365 for myself though, and because of what they've pulled with it likely no MS office suite ever again. You've got the following wonderful options: $150 to buy a single installation of the Home and Student version for one PC; $100/year subscription per household (up to 5 devices) for Home, or $150/year subscription per user (a single device) for Business. What a fucking racket.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #165327 on: November 19, 2015, 11:20:19 am »

Clearly MS only wants profitable businesses to use its cloud nonsense.
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« Reply #165328 on: November 19, 2015, 11:43:00 am »

MS is simply even greedier than imagined (No, really) and is departing from the successful Henry Ford Model that made them what they are. Losing their roots and paving the way for apple to get more and more of the market share. More iphones, and ipods, and ipads, and ithis, and ithat, because of simple economics.

People won't be able to pay this and Microsoft will lose its single biggest asset: universal use.

There's a reason everyone can read PDF and adobe is making a killing off it. Once Microsoft stupidly stops being 90 or so percent of the operating system market, then it will slowly die. It will only be replaced by another corporate machine that learns from the lessons of its corpse. Gone the way of Netscape....
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #165329 on: November 19, 2015, 11:48:15 am »

Does Microsoft declining necessarily mean benefits for Apple? And especially I don't see why it would help Apple's hardware sales.
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