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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16271923 times)

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #164520 on: October 29, 2015, 07:50:05 am »
To which orifice should we apply the delishus flesh?
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #164521 on: October 29, 2015, 08:22:53 am »
The prospect of inserting things into orifices being discussed on a thread that has ASS written on its title is most disturbing :v

Also I'm working during cakeday, bluh.

But girlfriend is comming to visit me at the office, so less bluh!
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #164522 on: October 29, 2015, 08:28:57 am »
Quote from: TempAcc on October 29, 2015, 08:22:53 am
The prospect of inserting things into offices being discussed on a thread that has ASS written on its title is most disturbing :v

Also I'm working during cakeday, bluh.

But girlfriend is comming to visit me at the orifice, so less bluh!
'tis fix'd.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #164523 on: October 29, 2015, 08:29:50 am »
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I read "office" as "orifice."

Please shoot me.

My girlfriend is coming to visit me at the orifice, so less bluh!

*Shudder*

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #164524 on: October 29, 2015, 08:32:48 am »
Here, take this dark chocolate. It's at least 72%.
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Re: [] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #164525 on: October 29, 2015, 09:23:41 am »
Hah.
From the B12 Twitter feed (Which I'm not sure why I was on).

Quote from: Bay12Games @Bay12Games Sep 30
Toys added November 9th, 2004.
Children able to play with toys September 30, 2015.

TEN YEARS.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #164526 on: October 29, 2015, 09:30:51 am »
Makes sense actualy. After all, he didn't specify what kind of toys they were ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #164527 on: October 29, 2015, 09:33:46 am »
"Urist! Stop playing with your goblin and kill it already!"
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #164528 on: October 29, 2015, 09:34:59 am »
ELEVEN YEARS
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #164529 on: October 29, 2015, 09:37:50 am »
Maybe the toys were only suitable for dorfs 11+?

After all, those mini-forges can get hot, and we don't want !!dwarf children!! running around do we?
we totally do
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #164530 on: October 29, 2015, 09:45:13 am »
Knowing how to ride bikes is brilliant.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #164531 on: October 29, 2015, 10:09:25 am »
POETIC LICENSE
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #164532 on: October 29, 2015, 10:30:13 am »
Finished last test for a small while, and ate pizza with friends to celebrate.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #164533 on: October 29, 2015, 11:19:14 am »
Quote from: Fniff on October 29, 2015, 09:45:13 am
Knowing how to ride bikes is brilliant.

You have read lots of literature on theory of bike riding?
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #164534 on: October 29, 2015, 11:34:10 am »
Quote from: Fniff on October 29, 2015, 09:45:13 am
Knowing how to ride bikes is brilliant.

Knowing how after not having ridden one for a decade or more is brilliant. That was a happy time earlier this year.
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