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[AlleeCat]

New doom apparently equals FWOOSH.

I haven't looked at it yet, but I think Ill hold off a bit since with all the recent events my (figurative) dick can only get so erect.

Can't tell if FWOOSH is a good thing or a bad thing. Is FWOOSH the sound of your metaphorical erection, the sound of demon gibs flying everywhere, or the sound of the game flying past your expectations?

I thought FWOOSH was the sound of Tack's metaphorically gushing metaphorical vagina.

[Gunner-Chan]

I thought FWOOSH was the sound of Tack's metaphorically gushing metaphorical vagina.

Yup, that's what I meant. Guys moister than a freshly baked cake in a hurricane.

[KingofstarrySkies]

...
u wot

[Itnetlolor]

New doom apparently equals FWOOSH.

I haven't looked at it yet, but I think Ill hold off a bit since with all the recent events my (figurative) dick can only get so erect.

Can't tell if FWOOSH is a good thing or a bad thing. Is FWOOSH the sound of your metaphorical erection, the sound of demon gibs flying everywhere, or the sound of the game flying past your expectations?

I thought FWOOSH was the sound of Tack's metaphorically gushing metaphorical vagina.

I thought FWOOSH was the sound of a BFG firing. But given the latest content passing so far, the context could mean anything.

[TD1]

Hi everyone what's going on h...

Shit.

I'm out.

[Rolan7]

Why is everyone fleeing -
o-oh

Edit: Actually screwit this made me happy and it's not as lewd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z7UnO66q9w

[Eric Blank]

Gushing genital fountains everywhere!

I got my financial aid deposited finally, which means I can send my laptop in to have the data backed up before sending it off to Texas to be told I've voided the warranty anyway and won't get it "repaired" unless I pay full price for a replacement! I'm one step closer to nowhere! Yay!

Still, I need that data!

[Orange Wizard]

I woke up on time today! For a certain value of "on time", at least.

The funny thing is I probably wouldn't have gotten up if I'd known what was waiting in this thread. WTF, guys?

[Flying Dice]

This ain't the WTF thread.

[Tack]

Hey guys have you s-

* Cinder backs away from thread.

Hey guys have you s-

* Allee quietly shuts door and watches

Hey guys, have you s-

* Tack cancels breathe, job item misplaced.

... DF jokes may be tacky, but damnit I already seem to have hit a home run today, I can afford to miss the target on my next few shots.
Mixing sports metaphors might be...

* Tack wanders off into the wilderness.

You people are the best.


Edit: Nope, still going.

Are you implying that semen doesn't fuck up furniture?

Not any furniture near you.
Artillery doesn't fire straight upwards, yo.

Is FWOOSH the sound of your metaphorical erection, the sound of demon gibs flying everywhere, or the sound of the game flying past your expectations?

Spoiler: Maybe I should've used (click to show/hide)

[Graknorke]

School is encouraging us to bring in laptops to do this bullshit busywork that nobody wants to do.
Xenonauts is on sale today.

Banterous times are ahead. Also probably more important life skills, there's actually a chance I could find myself in need of knowledge of how to run a paramilitary organisation.

[Graknorke]

Haha no don't be silly, you call Beaglerush.

I wouldn't dare accept government help. It's building up from pointy sticks and rocks all the way.

[GiglameshDespair]

"What do we do now?"
"We research plasma, get our engineers to build a hover tank."

Not necessarily adaptable to the real world, for the most part.
Can't put "Won X-Com on superhuman" on your CV.

[pisskop]

I've got over 30 completed games of Forum Mafia now.

[hops]

"What do we do now?"
"We research plasma, get our engineers to build a hover tank."

Not necessarily adaptable to the real world, for the most part.
Can't put "Won X-Com on superhuman" on your CV.

Well, if the aliens attack, there likely would be ample opportunity for reverse-engineering.