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[KingofstarrySkies]

You don't understand how badly I genuinely want to use that bathroom. That tub.

That.
Tub.

[alway]

Everyone has been in a room with someone who doesn't shower enough. Now imagine that on a spaceship, with no way to air it out for years, breathing the same recycled air.

If avoiding such a fate means ensuring that taking a space-bath is the best part of a crew member's day, so cozy that the deprivation of it will cause them to literally riot, so be it.


All this talk of xcom got me playing xcom again.
Started on the second difficulty setting 'cause I'm not some babbeh-man.

2 raeg-quits later from everybody dying on the first mission... started on beginner difficulty cause it turns out I am a babbeh-man. :v

[Furtuka]

This. This is beautiful.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It has a fight against a freaking submarine and a magical girl at 2:30 in the trailer

[AlleeCat]

Everyone has been in a room with someone who doesn't shower enough. Now imagine that on a spaceship, with no way to air it out for years, breathing the same recycled air.

If avoiding such a fate means ensuring that taking a space-bath is the best part of a crew member's day, so cozy that the deprivation of it will cause them to literally riot, so be it.


All this talk of xcom got me playing xcom again.
Started on the second difficulty setting 'cause I'm not some babbeh-man.

2 raeg-quits later from everybody dying on the first mission... started on beginner difficulty cause it turns out I am a babbeh-man. :v

Isn't every difficulty the same, on accident? Did they ever patch that?

[Arx]

I have a bowl of slightly sweetened, slightly salted, slightly chocolate, and most importantly hot oatmeal. My next exam is also going to be significantly easier than I thought. Life is pretty good right now.

[Yoink]

I just had a freaking awesome dream.
I'm trying to type it up in the Dream thread before I forget it all, but it's most definitely a happy. Those are quite a rare commodity of late.

[scriver]

This fucking bathroom.



Why is it so fancy. It's a significant part of the ship, this is madness!

The bigger question is what kind of maniac designed it with pissoars on the walls all around the tub, so that whichever poor fuckers happens to be taking a bath during breakyime will very surrounded by aliens taking a leak.

I don't even want to know why the pissoars are so yellow. But I have my suspicions.

[alway]

Pretty sure those are towels. Yellow, fluffy, alien towels.

[AlleeCat]

It's the executive bathroom. It has 3 urinals because the alien boss has 3 dongs.

[Yoink]

Wait, how many aliens were on that ship? I'm pretty sure I count two dead ones, and it looks like there is only one bathroom on the ship and it is an en-suite. Were the aliens onboard perhaps a couple? Maybe they just went to Earth for their honeymoon, only for it to be spoiled by a bunch of horribly intolerant humans who ran them off the road air and murdered them in their campervan spaceship?!

[alway]

They have genetically engineered digestive systems; most of them probably just poop a tiny metal cube of elerium three times a month.

[Spehss _]

They have genetically engineered digestive systems; most of them probably just poop a tiny metal cube of elerium three times a month.

For a second I thought you meant scientists developed genetically engineered digestive systems in real life.

...It's 2 am and I think I should go to sleep now.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Wait, what the hell is going on in the bottom right room?

[Sergarr]

Wait, what the hell is going on in the bottom right room?

Presumably capturing aliens.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Wait, what the hell is going on in the bottom right room?

Presumably capturing aliens.

Is that what you kids call it those days?