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[Teneb]

Oh the OOC potential.

[Orange Wizard]

To be fair, he wants you to put it all in. The OOC thread, that is.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

I prefer 12 inches. My brother occasionally gets 16 inches and shoves it all into his mouth as fast as he can.

I'm putting it on the OOC if no one else does

[Gentlefish]

Finally found my bag of dice!
 

Mine is still missing :c I had like $60 worth of dice in there too.

[Helgoland]

What do you need $60 worth of dice for?

[Orange Wizard]

Dice games.

Duh.

[Gunner-Chan]

You need enough dice so the random bad luck dice demon has a chance to end up in dice you're NOT using. If all you have is one d20 and it's the unlucky one for the day well I hope you don't like doing anything useful...

[Arcvasti]

Rolling a bajillion dice at once is really really fun, even without a game to justify it with. You just sort of pour them and it makes this beautiful sound and then you get really high numbers, which is exciting.

[Flying Dice]

You need enough dice so the random bad luck dice demon has a chance to end up in dice you're NOT using. If all you have is one d20 and it's the unlucky one for the day well I hope you don't like doing anything useful...

It's sort of like psybait with the original X-COM. You roll them all out a few times, blow up the ones which consistently roll mediocre numbers, and then put the ones which consistently roll low numbers into a velvet bag you can attach to your belt. They're like a good luck charm, sucking up all the bad luck at the table so that the other dice roll well.

[Tawa]

We talking dice?

Someday, I want to physically roll, in one roll, the damage for Vengeful Gaze of God.

And the 1d1,000,000 for determining pregnancy in a game that as of now remains unnamed.

[pisskop]

Why do you need  a million numbers for babies?

[KingofstarrySkies]

Because.

FATAL.

[pisskop]

But . . . is there even a die around that has a million sides?

[Tawa]

We talking dice?

Someday, I want to physically roll, in one roll, the damage for Vengeful Gaze of God.

And the 1d1,000,000 for determining pregnancy in a game that as of now remains unnamed.

It's alright to mention FATAL, just... don't do anything beyond that, lest it claim the last vestiges of your sanity.

I know you can say the name

I'm just afraid I'll lose my soul if I type it

Why do you need  a million numbers for babies?

you also need quadratic equations to have sexytimes
it took 4chan like a week to resolve one round of combat
you can accidentally cut somebody's belly button open, causing their guts to spill forth, somehow prompting a health check to see if you're stunned or not
there were magic armors that turned you into ethnic stereotypes
you had to roll for your race, gender, age, character class (which included dicemakers, inkmakers, and bailiffs), height, weight, fist circumference (which had nothing to do with your strength--you could be the strongest guy in the world and have baby hands), sexual characteristics, birthplace, number of siblings, and birthdate

burning this game would be an insult to fire

my god what have i done bringing this up

But . . . is there even a die around that has a million sides?

no, that kind of die could crush indiana jones

you'd need to use a random number generator

somebody help i sound like lsp

[pisskop]

. . . you get them pregnant in combat??!
  [sigh]