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[JoshuaFH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

[Taco Dan]

I can't have a girl kiss me or I die.

Just avoid Yoko and you should be fine.

Yeah I just realized...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The only two people to kiss Yoko died in that episode or the next episode. 

[Acanthus117]

So, she can become the perfect assassin!

Just have her kiss whoever you want dead, and poof, they'll DIEEEEE

[Aqizzar]

Argl Brgl anime stuff.

What I'm trying to say is, don't develop feelings for friends and there won't be a problem.  You can't climb both ladders at the same time, and if you switch over to the relationship ladder and fall off, you probably can't get back on the friendship ladder.  The best option is to forget about relationships with the person or forget about friendships with them.

Eh, I'll just let this shit go, whatever it is.  There ain't no fucking rules anyway.

[Acanthus117]

Thank god I don't know any people.

This relationship stuff sounds complicated.

...

Yes, I know how that made me sound.

[ToonyMan]

Argl Brgl anime stuff.

Aqizzar has to stay in his comfort zone.

[Cthulhu]

There are rules for this stuff.  There are legal precedents.  There are cases you can cite.

Rule 1:  Don't talk about friendzone
Rule 2:  Don't talk about friendzone
Rule 4:  There is no rule 3
Rule 5:  There are no rules

[Karnewarrior]

Aqizzar only watches AMERICAN cartoons, like Jimmy Neutron or... or... Or Mickey Mouses Playhouse! Yeah!

Nah. But I'm with Aqizzar on this one. I'm not a big anime fan myself.

[ToonyMan]

I like all media and think people should do things they don't always do, there's some fun to be had,

[Taco Dan]

I like all media and think people should do things they don't always do, there's some fun to be had,

Well said, Mr. ToonyMan.

[ToonyMan]

This is the top thing on Reddit at the moments

Don't worry it has an awesome punchline so read the whole thing.

Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.

[Josephus]

That is made of win.

[Karnewarrior]

That is made of win.

[Taco Dan]

Ha!

[ChairmanPoo]

shows how many people they've friendzoned, a lot of the awkward guys who get mad because they're lonely would kill themselves.

you know, I want to bring this one up because I find it questionable. As far as I'm concerned, at least, there are a number of girls that I find attractive in general terms, and a (far lower) number of girls, for which I've felt infatuation. I may actively attempt something with the latter, and find the former interesting enough to be willing to give them a try if something came up, but I don't feel a compulsive drive to get "a girlfriend, any girlfriend".