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[Eric Blank]

Sure - if you're a mantis that is.

Note to Descan: wear a helmet.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Or like, keep a gun on-hand at all times.

[Helgoland]

Or start using marmite instead of shampoo.

[Aseaheru]

All of the above.

[Fniff]

I'm glad 1984 Quest is still as hilarious and balls to the wall crazy as I remember it being.

Jesus fuck, that's basically Minimalist RTD: the suggestion game.

Albert Einstein, the time-travelling kickboxer!

what the hell is this

Spoiler: what is this i don't even (click to show/hide)

NIETZSCHE is dead.

- KICKBOXER EINSTEIN

I see your what is this and raise you one i don't even

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stephen Hawking using angular momentum to roundhouse kick Kickboxer Einstein while the two of them are in a pocket black hole created by a bad pun.

Just *how* much illicit drugs were used in the making of this? (And I think the answer is "all of them").

EDIT: And yes, it does eventually end.

Don't you love when you cause half a page of WTFing with just one post?

[Descan]

I'm... pretty sure she's not going to eat my face, guys. _{Pretty sure.} I'm almost 100% sure she's human, and not a mantis.

We're going rock-climbing and then dinner on the twelfth~

[Graknorke]

Or start using marmite instead of shampoo.

Is that meant to be a decoy or something? Like how newts drop limbs and GTFO?
Because I think she might be able to tell the difference between a meat broth thing and actual human flesh.

[Fniff]

We're going rock-climbing and then dinner on the twelfth~

So she's going to isolate you, then have some dinner.
...
Are you sure she isn't a praying mantis?

[Aseaheru]

They dont eat just the face, they eat the whole body. During mating. Starting with the head. While the lower portions continue the work of mating.

[Fniff]

Proving that you really can think with your other head.
I'm here all night, folks. Even though I'm going to bed.

[KingofstarrySkies]

There's currently a metric FUCKTON of rain right now. It's finally calming down, but JESUS! I went outside and had to cover my eyes to see!

Canada!

Bad!

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Went to a paladium game IRL at Zanzetkuken's on Saturday
3 of my friends and I finished our character sheets while Zanzetkuken helped describe the futuristic fantasy world


I am a Coyle knight with a space ship that knows 4 languages including sign language and is the groups specified tank 

[Xantalos]

Proving that you really can think with your other head.
I'm here all night, folks. Even though I'm going to bed.

Going to bed, or going to bed?

heh heh heh

[Aklyon]

Went to a paladium game IRL at Zanzetkuken's on Saturday
3 of my friends and I finished our character sheets while Zanzetkuken helped describe the futuristic fantasy world


I am a Coyle knight with a space ship that knows 4 languages including sign language and is the groups specified tank

So, you can tank both the fighting and the talking? (dunno what kind of knight that is though)

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Not just that
Another party member and I have skills that can let me disguise my self and impersonate other peoples so I could pull off infiltrating someplace as being an ambassador or so thing like that
And if it doesn't work I can just fight my way out