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[Xantalos]

You shall use honey or some sticky substance to stick multiple bagel/toast/etc bottoms together. Then you will spread every jam, marmalade, Nutella, butter, etc on it imaginable. Then apply cheese if you have any - if not, simply skip to the meats and apply an excessive amount of ham, beef, whatever on top of the jam mixture. Continue doing things like this until the edifice reaches over 5 inches in height. Then take a picture of it, taunt Epic Meal Time with it, and eat one bite of it before suffering from a heart attack from cholesterol overdose. I do this every once in a while, pretty tasty.

[KingofstarrySkies]

buht i dislike honey

also heart attacks

but you know honey is worse

[Xantalos]

Then use some other sticky food thing.
....
Syrup or something? Melt some candy in a pot and use the paste to stick the edifice together.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Too late.

Sandwich-get!

[Arx]

A bagel, hashbrown and cold cut sandwich waffle sandwich?

[Xantalos]

Too late.

Sandwich-get!

PLEBIAN SLAVE OF CONVENIENCE. YOU LET YOUR METABOLISM DETRACT FROM THE ART YOU COULD HAVE MADE.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Oh, calm down. There's always lunchtime!

[Arx]

Oh right, this is your breakfast. For me it's mid afternoon.

Who eats a sandwich for breakfast? Other than KoSS, presumably.

[Yoink]

Do cheese toasties count?

[IronTomato]

Do cheese toasties count?

What the hell is a cheese toasty?

[Ultimuh]

Do cheese toasties count?

What the hell is a cheese toasty?

Cheese on/in a toast maybe?

[Bauglir]

You shall use honey or some sticky substance to stick multiple bagel/toast/etc bottoms together. Then you will spread every jam, marmalade, Nutella, butter, etc on it imaginable. Then apply cheese if you have any - if not, simply skip to the meats and apply an excessive amount of ham, beef, whatever on top of the jam mixture. Continue doing things like this until the edifice reaches over 5 inches in height. Then take a picture of it, taunt Epic Meal Time with it, and eat one bite of it before suffering from a heart attack from cholesterol overdose. I do this every once in a while, pretty tasty.

You didn't mention bacon, and I'm pretty sure that they're legally required to use the phrase "Hormel Black Label Bacon" in every episode of everything they produce, at this point. So Epic Meal Time probably won't care

EDIT: Also, I had to dress up for a class today. I'm supposed to pretend I'm a lawyer, and formal attire was explicitly required. Unfortunately, it required me to wake up half an hour early, wearing shoes instead of boots has thrown off my balance, and also fuck ties. Just fuck 'em. Still goes in the Happy thread because I actually look pretty damn good. I've been instructed to get a picture for a friend of mine so if I succeed I'll post it elsewhere.

[scrdest]

Seventh and ninth chords, Y U SOUND SO GUD?

[Mesa]

After like twenty four of waiting for the download to finish due to some seeder BS, I'm finally watching Monsters Inc. again. With the Polish dubbing no less because old childs' movies are the only instance of high quality Polish voice dubs.

[Mesa]

After like twenty four of waiting for the download to finish due to some seeder BS, I'm finally watching Monsters Inc. again. With the Polish dubbing no less because old childs' movies are the only instance of high quality Polish voice dubs.

I hate it when I have to wait twenty four 

Ah, crud. I meant to say twenty four hours.
My download speed was fluncuating like crazy and the last 5% took like 95% of the download time. It's like with programming, you know.