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[Gentlefish]

Except for Africanized bees, you don't want to piss those off, because they will literally chase you for miles and if you can't get far enough away they will happily keep stinging you until you are dead. (They will also happily wait above water until you come out of drown, which is why the only defense other than "don't piss them off" is to run very far and very fast, preferably through tall grass or bushes.

They're simply more aggressive sooner and for longer than other bees. Which is still scary as fuck because they ALL COME AFTER YOU AT ONCE. The scientist who created these wer a madmen, I tell you.

[Bauglir]

So when you see a mud dauber nest, just remember it's crammed full of semi-paralysed slowly dying spiders!

Gyah!
So now I'm thinking of what happens if you accidentally break that open.
And now my skin feels like it's crawling with pissed-off semi-paralysed spiders, too many to count.
Who would collect so many spiders in one place?! Yuck! That's awful!

Please, if you ever see a mud dauber nest, don't break it open to release those spiders, because I really, really want them to die in there, rather than come out.

Under no circumstances should you click this link about exactly that scenario happening. I'm only linking it for the convenience of people who might not be arachnophobic. Yes, all two of you.

[Tiruin]

Was busy playing one of the games on Kongregate to unwind. Full side-chatroom (200 people).

...The usual randomness occurs, but drifts on homosexuality and natural order and other related matters; the usual drift and clash of opinions go, yet most of the vocal people sided with the former, in very reasonable ways. \o/ Yay information.

Though it changed into... other tangents.

Happy: Birdsong in the early morning.

[...]people who might {not} be arachnophobic. ]Yes, all two of you.

I like that you remember me and Alleecat
(I believe you meant two other people though?)

Edit: My parser did not pick up the word in curly brackets. Oops.

[Graknorke]

So when you see a mud dauber nest, just remember it's crammed full of semi-paralysed slowly dying spiders!

Gyah!
So now I'm thinking of what happens if you accidentally break that open.
And now my skin feels like it's crawling with pissed-off semi-paralysed spiders, too many to count.
Who would collect so many spiders in one place?! Yuck! That's awful!

Please, if you ever see a mud dauber nest, don't break it open to release those spiders, because I really, really want them to die in there, rather than come out.

Under no circumstances should you click this link about exactly that scenario happening. I'm only linking it for the convenience of people who might not be arachnophobic. Yes, all two of you.

Is there no limit to OP's faggotry?
"A herp gotta make a wiiu joke guess ill crack open an ant nest full of deadly fucking spiders"

Not that I don't think it's funny, it's just also really really stupid.

[Gentlefish]

I had a literally flat-bed truck full of apiary bee boxes by my house recently. They're soooo super cool, I love bees

[Parsely]

LITERALLY FLAT-BED TRUCKS YOU HAVE NO IDEA

[DeKaFu]

Under no circumstances should you click this link about exactly that scenario happening. I'm only linking it for the convenience of people who might not be arachnophobic. Yes, all two of you.

The beauty of nature made me happy today.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I had a literally flat-bed truck full of apiary bee boxes by my house recently. They're soooo super cool, I love bees

W-what

[Bauglir]

@Tiruin
Oh, I don't know any particular two people. I haven't noticed and remembered enough spider stuff to pick up on who is or is not, although I do vaguely recall there being a thread about them. I was just implying that "arachnophobic" is overwhelmingly the more common state of being, as a joke, although I mean no offense by that.

@Graknorke
Also, yes, I'm fully aware that the OP almost certainly staged it to some degree (probably every degree up to the "deadly" part). Probably best to stay away from 4chan's use of the word "faggot", though.

@Pufferfish
That sounds pretty awesome. Especially if you like your coffee covered in bees.

EDIT: A stall at the farmer's market sold me what seem to be ghost peppers, based on their flavor and appearance, claiming that they were "less hot" than habaneros. 10/10, would buy from again.

[Tiruin]

Steam displays prices in my currency instead of dollars. o_o

[KingofstarrySkies]

Updated, aye. 'Tis nice.

[mastahcheese]

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This reminds me of back when I played on FunOrb, and would go on sleep-deprived rants in the chat area.
Fun times.

[Tiruin]

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This reminds me of back when I played on FunOrb, and would go on sleep-deprived rants in the chat area.
Fun times.

FunOrb. ;_;
Fun memories. Loved Arcanists and that other game.
...And then it-wait that's not happy (though presumably a collateral from their...main website).

Fun times indeed.

[hops]

A bee randomly stung me in the eye for no reason once. It wasn't nice.

[Graknorke]

Was Arcanists the one that was like Worms but different? I quite liked that one.

Shame that Jagex seems to have a fetish for shitting things up. Like EA but without the competence.