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[Orange Wizard]

* II dunks LordSlowpoke in a bowl of Objective.

[TamerVirus]

Wait, we are liquefying ourselves and selling it as currency now?

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke slamdunks teevee

no this is a professional game of baseball

[Tack]

* Tack is.

[Kadzar]

Ah.
So worth only slightly more than a FL-abort token. Which is no longer a thing.

Neat.

Looking it up, apparently that's a forum game thing. For a minute there I thought Florida had some weird system in place for regulating abortions.

[BadLemonsXI]

*  BLXI dunks InsanityIncarnate in a bowl of LSP

[Orange Wizard]

wait what

dude no that shits radioactive

i mean shit look at what you did

[BadLemonsXI]

Wahahahahaha.

* BLXI slips and falls in the bowl as well.

wait

aww shit your right

help

[Putnam]

I so wish I could write, or better yet, draw.

Basically, I tried out the new combat system in DF2014 with a 3v1 as a God of Destruction, facing off against 3 saiyans.

The fight went like this:

First, one saiyan tried to kick me. I grabbed his foot, interrupting the attack, and threw him by it, sending him flying far.
The second one then jumped out of the way of the first one, fired a ki blast at me, then threw a punch with his left hand. Me being a grand master observer, I noticed the punch and caught it as he threw it, then threw him in the same direction as the first one. They both skid along the ground some until they slammed into each other and lay bleeding.
The third one didn't have a chance to react as I flew up to him and kneed his head in.
I went back to the other two and stomped their heads in as they lay unconscious.

This game is friggin brutal.

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You punch Saiyan 4 in the neck with your right hand and the injured part collapses into a lump of gore!
You punch Saiyan 4 in the right upper arm with your right hand and the injured part collapses!
You punch Saiyan 4 in the left upper arm with your left hand and the injured part explodes into gore!
You punch Saiyan 4 in the right hand with your left hand and the injured part collapses!
You punch Saiyan 4 in the left hand with your left hand and the injured part explodes into gore!
You punch Saiyan 4 in the right foot with your left hand and the injured part collapses!
You punch Saiyan 4 in the left foot with your left hand and the injured part explodes into gore!
Jesus.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

God, I just rediscovered my obsession with Receiver.
Anyone else desperately wants a more fleshed out game with stuff like assault rifles with the same mechanics?

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke picks up greatorder by the hat

* LordSlowpoke gently places greatorder in a furnace

* LordSlowpoke paps greatorder with a pineapple

and the naughty ones get coal, so let's get around to that

[Darvi]

Of course the naughty ones are also the most likely to set something on fire, so...

[ggamer]

LSP just mad cus' he got dunked on

[Descan]

LiquidSlowpoke.

[IronTomato]

LiquidSlowpoke.

So he's SolidSlowpoke right now?