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[Dutchling]

Well, that proves it then.

Life is just a simulation for the sake of Baffler.

[IronTomato]

Something crazy happened on the bus this morning. I was whistling, as I often do, when I got on. Something kinda vaguely jazz-y. There were only a handful of other people on the bus, and one of them started drumming on the back of the seat in front of him to match my tune. Then these two girls started singing (not words, just notes) along. Finally, the last guy on the bus started matching the original drummer. This went on for a couple of minutes, until everyone got off the bus and went separate ways to class. I feel like I was in some kind of commercial.

Today is gonna be a good day.

Next time, get on the bus whistling Through The Fire and Flames and see what burns.

[mastahcheese]

Oh man, reminds me of one of my high school friends who realized two things.
1) The Final Countdown is stupidly catchy and gets stuck in your head.
2) Pretty much everyone in school knew it.
So he'd start randomly singing notes to it, just to see how many people would would start humming it to themselves throughout the day.
It was hilariously, and suprisingly successful.

[timferius]

Something crazy happened on the bus this morning. I was whistling, as I often do, when I got on. Something kinda vaguely jazz-y. There were only a handful of other people on the bus, and one of them started drumming on the back of the seat in front of him to match my tune. Then these two girls started singing (not words, just notes) along. Finally, the last guy on the bus started matching the original drummer. This went on for a couple of minutes, until everyone got off the bus and went separate ways to class. I feel like I was in some kind of commercial.

Today is gonna be a good day.

So, you're officially trapped in a musical. You need to figure out a few crucial things.
1) Are you a main character? Or just a background/extra
2)What genre is it? This can drastically influence mortality rate and general outcome.

If it's looking to be something of an epic, there's a much higher chance of you dying. If someone starts humming the Game of Thrones theme-song, RUN!

[Arx]

Look, everyone knows that only the main character has scene-starting power. Also, I advocated whistling a tune from a fight scene next time you're on the bus. Instant ninja duel! Or something like that, anyway.

[mastahcheese]

You could try singing some Communist Propaganda themes.

[Vector]

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[Sirus]

You could try singing some Communist Propaganda themes.

This made me watch that "History of the Soviet Union arranged to the Tetris Theme" video again

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke gently places a citron torte atop veccie's sheets

wait for it

[Vector]

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[tahujdt]

Minor videogame-related happy:
I was playing Minecraft with the Yogscast Complete modpack, and there was this small oil spout on my land that I wanted to remove, because it was an eyesore. So I set up a BC pump, feeding into an Extra Utilities drum. 6 barrels later, the pump is still going. The minor spurt of oil was coming out of a colossal underground lake of oil. (for the uninitiated, a drum can hold 256 buckets.) I guess this means that I can postpone building a nuclear reactor for a while.

[Flying Dice]

Look, everyone knows that only the main character has scene-starting power. Also, I advocated whistling a tune from a fight scene next time you're on the bus. Instant ninja duel! Or something like that, anyway.

Better yet...

[Squeegy]

“If he hadn’t come back, I wouldn’t have made it. People can live 100 years and not have the compassion, the wherewithal, to do what he did.” — ‘The man in the red bandana’ saved dozens of lives on 9/11 — before giving his own

[KingofstarrySkies]

Holy shit.

That guy is a goddamn badass.

[hops]

Red bandana?
He must be a videogame protagonist.