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[Parsely]

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I read the one below the plane as "funkosaurus". Awesome.

Funkosaurus is totally a band name somewhere. It has to be.

*creates band*

[penguinofhonor]

Browsing the forums zoomed in 10%.

I kind of feel like an old person, but this is definitely an improvement. I never realized how annoyingly small some of the font was, in quotes/sigs/etc. That size is just small enough to annoy me, I think.

[Parsely]

You need new eyeballs. I operate at 90% zoom.

[nenjin]

Victory over MAS90.....again! Wewt!

[Elephant Parade]

You need new eyeballs. I operate at 90% zoom.

90% zoom makes stuff look weird, though. It's definitely still readable, but the spacing is off.

[Parsely]

You need new eyeballs. I operate at 90% zoom.

90% zoom makes stuff look weird, though. It's definitely still readable, but the spacing is off.

It does squish things in sigs a bit but I generally don't read them all anymore. I used to when I was newer. I like having as many messages on screen at once as possible while still being able to read it while leaning back in my chair.

[penguinofhonor]

You need new eyeballs. I operate at 90% zoom.

Eh, your actual perceived size of the forums is going to vary on monitor size and resolution, and by how far you sit from the screen. I might operate at 90% zoom in your situation.

Also all quotes and spoilers are in the same font size as sigs. I've read some long-ass spoilers that I wouldn't want to be microscopic.

[The Darkling Wolf]

You need new eyeballs. I operate at 90% zoom.

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[Elephant Parade]

What's up with the arrows?

Also, while that is still readable, it looks awful.

[Dutchling]

It's to scroll the avatars.

[Tawa]

I prefer ol' 100% zoom.

[WillowLuman]

I prefer ol' 100% zoom.

Me too. But for some reason my browsers all default to 110%

[Knit tie]

Have you ever had to clean blood off a windscreen? I have. It's not easy.

No, but I've had to mop up large puddles of arterial blood from my kitchen floor.

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My dad had an accident that sliced a leg artery when I was 13.  I was asked to clean up while mom rushed him to the hospital.  It didn't bother me in the slightest.

That's... certainly something.

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I hit a rabbit while driving. It jumped, or something, and a couple of rabbit chunks splattered blood across the front of the car.
Rest in pieces, random rabbit.

My grandma fell down our cellar stairs some years ago. Because she was so small, she didn't have any horrible injuries, but the wound on her hand bled like an animal after shechita.
I cleaned it up with a friend while she was rushed to the hospital. We made all sorts of inappropriate jokes, because when you're mopping up a puddle of blood from a 90-year-old you kinda get worried for their health.

I helped butcher a sheep as a little kid and thoroughly enjoyed the experience.

[Helgoland]

That wolf you gave the Trotsky treatment didn't bleed?

[RedKing]

Huh. 110% is way better.

And I *am* an old person. Dagnabbit.