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[Orange Wizard]

Have you ever had to clean blood off a windscreen? I have. It's not easy.

No, but I've had to mop up large puddles of arterial blood from my kitchen floor.

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My dad had an accident that sliced a leg artery when I was 13.  I was asked to clean up while mom rushed him to the hospital.  It didn't bother me in the slightest.

That's... certainly something.

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I hit a rabbit while driving. It jumped, or something, and a couple of rabbit chunks splattered blood across the front of the car.
Rest in pieces, random rabbit.

[WillowLuman]

Reading through xkcd what-ifs, found calculations for using cephalopods for printer ink. Probably wouldn't work, but for some reason it made my day.

[Tack]

I'M A CATGIRL IN MY HEART!!!!!

If your talking about  Shit, let's be Super Kawaii then im going to join you.

I'M PERV/PEDO BAIT IN MY HEART!!!!!

I'M A SMARTASS IN MY HEART!!!!
With a side of tomboy, social awkwardness, and clumsiness~

I was The Walrus in my heart, but now I'm John.

I Am Absent In My Heart

[Xantalos]

I'M A CATGIRL IN MY HEART!!!!!

If your talking about  Shit, let's be Super Kawaii then im going to join you.

I'M PERV/PEDO BAIT IN MY HEART!!!!!

I'M A SMARTASS IN MY HEART!!!!
With a side of tomboy, social awkwardness, and clumsiness~

I was The Walrus in my heart, but now I'm John.

I Am Absent In My Heart

I put French onion soup inside my heart and ate it. It was pretty good, better than I expected.

[Orange Wizard]

Reading through xkcd what-ifs, found calculations for using cephalopods for printer ink. Probably wouldn't work, but for some reason it made my day.

Those what-ifs are fantastic. I especially liked the one about propelling a rocket with golf balls.

[Helgoland]

Have you ever had to clean blood off a windscreen? I have. It's not easy.

No, but I've had to mop up large puddles of arterial blood from my kitchen floor.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

My dad had an accident that sliced a leg artery when I was 13.  I was asked to clean up while mom rushed him to the hospital.  It didn't bother me in the slightest.

That's... certainly something.

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I hit a rabbit while driving. It jumped, or something, and a couple of rabbit chunks splattered blood across the front of the car.
Rest in pieces, random rabbit.

My grandma fell down our cellar stairs some years ago. Because she was so small, she didn't have any horrible injuries, but the wound on her hand bled like an animal after shechita.
I cleaned it up with a friend while she was rushed to the hospital. We made all sorts of inappropriate jokes, because when you're mopping up a puddle of blood from a 90-year-old you kinda get worried for their health.

[SalmonGod]

Have you ever had to clean blood off a windscreen? I have. It's not easy.

No, but I've had to mop up large puddles of arterial blood from my kitchen floor.

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My dad had an accident that sliced a leg artery when I was 13.  I was asked to clean up while mom rushed him to the hospital.  It didn't bother me in the slightest.

Too busy admiring the table~?

He stabbed himself in the leg while working in the garage.

[Akura]

Found an open network where I wait for the bus to go to work, which is a different stop where I get off coming home. Crappy connection, but at least it's one.

[hops]

Damn, I started a Bay12 bloodbath again.

Also finally a night where my IQ doesn't suddenly drop and I become too emotional. I'm going to sleep while it lasts.

[penguinofhonor]

I get to go work today because I got a new car!

[Vorthon]

I got a copy of the 5e D&D PHB. And a copy of the 1e Oriental Adventures Book. The latter's missing a couple chapters, but they're just the ones on honour/clan/etc. and calender stuff, so yanno, no big deal.

[Flying Dice]

I am an honorless dog.

What I got from that.

[RedKing]

An honorless dog who will die when winter comes unexpected, and whom the hungry ghosts will haunt because he forgot the Spring Festival and did not clean the graves of his ancestors.

Calendars: a vital survival tool.

[WillowLuman]

The joys of living within walking distance of the fairplex become apparent when the fair comes to town. My favorite thing every year is still the ostrich that comes right up to the fence and leans over, but the hall of super heroes thing is pretty cool. Shame about the stereotypical county fair food, though.

[Fniff]

guys

GUYS

pathologic is getting a remake

Pathologic (That arty Russian game about a town under plague we all know and love) is getting a remake with 200% less terrible translation and 500% more not-awful graphics! This just made my day and possibly my week.