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[Spehss _]

Listening to an NPR story about animals adapting to and thriving in urban conditions, and the host says "So maybe the next summer movie should be Teenage Mutant Ninja Spiders?"

I'd watch that.

[Furtuka]

I made homing projectile code.

I look at it and I realized quickly enough that it shouldn't work. Doesn't stop it. I can't avoid it. I can't even outrun it even though it goes at 1/5 my speed.

EDIT: It's just as fast as I am when I'm farther away from its origin... I should probably redefine its origin regularly so that doesn't happen.

It shouldn't work but does? You should probably move out of Rl'yeh.

Nah, that's not unusual when programming things :V

What also isn't unusual is when those things stop working after you notice that they shouldn't.

I swear that programming opens portals to some eldritch realm whose inhabitants try to communicate with us. But all we notice is that programs occasionally return impossible values and act in ways that are contrary to all logic and reason.

At some point in the future the Great Old Ones will be summoned, but it will not be by cultists trying to end the world, instead they will come after a programmer who delved too deep while investigating why his text printing function writes everything backwards unless the text has an even number of words.

That's pretty much how Demon Summoning in Shin Megami Tensei got discovered XD

[Loud Whispers]

"We shall swat them on the beaches, we shall swat them on the spawning pools, we shall swat them in the fields and in the streets, we shall swat them in the hills; we shall never surrender"

Even though large tracts of gardens and many old and famous ponds have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Mozzie spawn and all the odious apparatus of Buzzing irritance, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in the derelict pots, we shall fight on the tanks and plastic bags, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the household, we shall defend our sleeping chambres, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the crevices, we shall fight on the clothes spaces, we shall fight in the drawers and against the walls, we shall fight on the forgotten corners; we shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, any man or his will to kill mozzies were subjugated and lost, then our final resort, fire and poisons guarded and stacked beyond quantities necessary, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the Information Age, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of a world with mozzies.

[timferius]

I bow down to your superior speech co-opting abilities.

[Tawa]

what is gimp

http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/G_imp

Also I find gimp easier than paint.net.

This reminds me that I should really get back into playing KoL again, gotta make me some meatszszsz.

Me too, ahaha.

Also, tuypo got banned. Finally.

Never liked him much, to be frank.

[hops]

HE SAID THE T WORD BAN HE

[mastahcheese]

HE SAID THE T WORD BAN HE

[TamerVirus]

Let this be a lesson! That writing legibally is more important than one would think!

So ends the saga of the T

[Azkanan]

"We shall swat them on the beaches, we shall swat them on the spawning pools, we shall swat them in the fields and in the streets, we shall swat them in the hills; we shall never surrender"

[mastahcheese]

That is amaze.

[Tawa]

HE SAID __________ BAN HE

Technically, both of you have said that.

BAN HE-S

[Orange Wizard]

I, too, can speak the T word.

Tawarochir.

[Tawa]

Tinsanity Tincarnate.

[Loud Whispers]

"We shall swat them on the beaches, we shall swat them on the spawning pools, we shall swat them in the fields and in the streets, we shall swat them in the hills; we shall never surrender"

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It all makes sense now.

In regards to Tuypo, yeah just about anyone and everyone could see that happening considering their origin and open profession of their origin. The two signs don't mix well.

[MaximumZero]

Just got back from Wolfeyez' ultrasound. It's a girl! :3

A very, very wiggly girl.