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[Loud Whispers]

And there was me thinking I was gonna be startled at you writing "bondage" in that context.

I suppose I should be glad I misread.

I don't get it.

On one occasion when Pericles, general of the Athenians, was about to engage in battle, noticing a grove from which both armies were visible, very dense and dark, but unoccupied and consecrated to Father Pluto, he took a man of enormous stature, made imposing by high buskins, purple robes, and flowing hair, and placed him in the grove, mounted high on a chariot drawn by gleaming white horses. This man was instructed to drive forth, when the signal for battle should be given, to call Pericles by name, and to encourage him by declaring that the gods were lending their aid to the Athenians. As a result, the enemy turned and fled almost before a dart was hurled.

Just as good as the time the Romans convinced the Carthaginians that Neptune had given them the ability to run on water by charging an army across a ford in the ocean the Carthaginians were unaware of.

Pericles, when a thunderbolt struck his camp and terrified his soldiers, calling an assembly, struck fire by knocking two stones together in the sight of all his men. He thus allayed their panic by explaining that the thunderbolt was similarly produced by the contact of the clouds.

Pericles, master of religiously dicking around.

[timferius]

Foolish mortals. Thou cannotst kill that which is already dead.

That is, to say, a Canadian. You need a Canadian to kill a Canadian.

*Cracks Knuckles, throws back a poutine and a shot of pure maple syrup* It's on.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Engarde. FOR THE NORTH!

[Gentlefish]

Thunderstorm just made the lights go out for a few seconds at work, twice in like, two minutes. I'm in heaven.

[Xantalos]

Foolish mortals. Thou cannotst kill that which is already dead.

That is, to say, a Canadian. You need a Canadian to kill a Canadian.

I could do that, but eh. He's my wizard.

[Dutchling]

no one appreciates memes and atheism anymore

[timferius]

Engarde. FOR THE NORTH!

Hmm, or we could just grab a beer.

[Tawa]

I kinda wanna go to Canadia some day.

Get some maple syrup, see the Canadian scenery. Meet a moose.

How aboot it, eh?

[TD1]

I'd go to see my cousins, they live there.

[timferius]

There is nothing better than Maple syrup straight out of the bush. Table Syrup has nothing on it, seriously. It's what gives us our power.

[penguinofhonor]

Canada has maple bushes? It really is paradise.

[IronTomato]

I kinda wanna go to Canadia some day.

Get some maple syrup, see the Canadian scenery. Meet a moose.

How aboot it, eh?

Or you can come to Maine, because it's basically American Canada. Maple syrup? We got that. I've seen moose on my lawn. Also turkeys, pine trees 'n' stuff.

[Yoink]

There is nothing better than Maple syrup straight out of the bush. Table Syrup has nothing on it, seriously. It's what gives us diabetes.

...FTFY?

[itisnotlogical]

I ate some chicken nuggets for the first time in about 12 years. They were exactly as good as I remembered, even though there isn't chipotle BBQ sauce at my McD's.

[Lagslayer]

I ate some chicken nuggets for the first time in about 12 years. They were exactly as good as I remembered, even though there isn't chipotle BBQ sauce at my McD's.

I remember always liking the honey or sweet and sour sauce.