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[timferius]

Yes, babies and children don't listen, talk back, drool, generally destroy everything, but all it takes is about 2 seconds for them to make you smile ear to ear and love them to death.

[TamerVirus]

It also takes 2 seconds until you get so infuriated that you dropkick it out a nearby window

[Dutchling]

Question: How does Dutchling think about kids?

Answer:

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The Cat: Dutchling
The Duck: Kid

Little kids are annoying.

[NullForceOmega]

As a parent of two, I find all of this bitching about children to be the opposite of happy, and would be extremely happy to demonstrate my degree of not happy.

[Gunner-Chan]

I'm a parent too and would rather everyone stop thinking saying you dislike kids makes you likable.

Hint, it doesn't.

[Reverie]

As a parent of two, I find all of this bitching about children to be the opposite of happy, and would be extremely happy to demonstrate my degree of not happy.

Thank you babies are the cutest thing EVER.

[Alev]

I just stated my opinions that I'm scared of them.

[Reverie]

I'm a parent too and would rather everyone stop thinking saying you dislike kids makes you likable.

Hint, it doesn't.

But...the babies D:

[Furtuka]

I like small kids! Mostly. It takes a dive a bit during those years when first they start learning how to swear and begin grasping the concept of trolling, but other than that I don't have any issues with them.

[Gunner-Chan]

But...the babies D:

I'm on the side of saying if you're all "Wha wha kids" and yet, likely don't have kids. You're a whinging tool.

So yeah I'm fine with people saying babies are cute though, and this is the happy thread anyway. Not the bitching thread. Even if personally I think babies look a bit strange... I think it's how their familiar human features look a bit compressed, at least to me. Not ugly though, just strange.

[timferius]

I will point out that, personally, I love my children. While I do admit they can be work, man are they awesome. Even babies are awesome. When your baby first learns to smile, and smiles it's huge smile every time you walk in to a room, this is pure happy. When your older kids run up to you excitedly when you get home from work, this is also pure happy. I got home early enough today to get my son up from his nap, and he bounced up excitedly screaming "daddy!" with joy. It's really nice.

[BFEL]

Look, I'm not saying kids can't make you happy, I'm just pointing out that I personally never broke down into AWWWWWs just from looking at one.

[Reverie]

I can't keep a straight face with a baby in the room. It's a physical impossibility.

[Darvi]

Being the eldest child out of 2/4/5, I find little kids kind of tiring, but am largely more okay with them than fully grown people.

[Rilder]

Just finished round-baling 61 bales, phew, of course the last bloody bale and the net wrap thing had to fuck up and force a bunch of dicking around for a bit.