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[Reverie]

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I even did the alt text for you!

Man, XKCD's brilliant.

I'm not sure what fleshlights are, to be honest. I'm a bit averse to looking it up and it's probably better that I don't know. >n>

[Dutchling]

It's the female equivalent of a dildo.

[hops]

I've always thought that earth needs a good alien invasion to bring all the countries together, because I honestly can't think of any other way to make them stop fighting other than make them fight something that would be genocidal monsters.
Everyone could stop killing aliens later.

Did somebody say genocidal monsters?

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[Sergarr]

I've made an optimizing program for resource expenditure in one game...

[Graknorke]

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I even did the alt text for you!

Man, XKCD's brilliant.

I'm not sure what fleshlights are, to be honest. I'm a bit averse to looking it up and it's probably better that I don't know. >n>

Sex toy for use by penises but pretends to disguise itself as an electric torch like that would fool anyone.

[FearfulJesuit]

I think I've found a business niche- proofreading. There's loads of people who need proofreading skills and the number of people who are good writers is lower than it ought to be; so I've set up a Craigslist ad and we'll see how it goes.

(If you need proofreading, PM me...I can provide a list of qualifications if asked.)

[Dutchling]

That makes me realize I've always thought you were a native Portuguese speaker.

[Yoink]

Discovered a couple of new bands who sound freaking awesome.
Also there's been some progress on the "organizing a sharehouse with friends" front, which is cool. Also this week should be pretty cool with regards to live music, although it's probably going to take the last of my money. It'd be kinda nice if this sharehouse thing happens fairly soonish so I can move in there and then focus on getting a job.
Just need to bullshit my way through this real estate form...

[Worldmaster27]

Great, dentist said nothing is wrong with my teeth - other than that I need to floss more. But yay no cavities!

[Yoink]

Great, dentist said nothing is wrong with my teeth - other than that I need to floss more. But yay no cavities!

Always good to hear! I worry about my teeth sometimes, but I don't think they're too bad.
Most of the issue with my chompers is orthodontic, I think. Surprised I didn't get braces as a kid, but oh well I guess it isn't that severe.

[Dutchling]

My dentists never suggest me to floss more.

I'm more at the "brush your teeth more" stage >.<

[miauw62]

I have internet at the bed and breakfast and will probably have internet at the house we rented too! \o/

[FearfulJesuit]

That makes me realize I've always thought you were a native Portuguese speaker.

ahahahaha

Nah, I just speak the language since I lived in Brazil for seven months. (And I don't speak it as well as I ought to...I can read it fluently, however.)

[Reverie]

That makes me realize I've always thought you were a native Portuguese speaker.

ahahahaha

Nah, I just speak the language since I lived in Brazil for seven months. (And I don't speak it as well as I ought to...I can read it fluently, however.)

Portuguese is a beautiful language ^^

[Akura]

Adding some chain lube to my bicycle chain made it so much easier to ride. Lubricant makes everything easier. Everything.