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[hops]

Well, sounds like a good time for an elaborate practical joke involving a high amount of bees.

[MaximumZero]

Well, sounds like a good time for an elaborate practical joke involving a high amount of bees.

More like, "Nah. I don't feel like coming in to work today. What are you going to do, fire me?"

[hops]

Well, sounds like a good time for an elaborate practical joke involving a high amount of bees.

More like, "Nah. I don't feel like coming in to work today. What are you going to do, fire me?"

Need more bees.

[Itnetlolor]

Well, sounds like a good time for an elaborate practical joke involving a high amount of bees.

More like, "Nah. I don't feel like coming in to work today. What are you going to do, fire me?"

Fuck that, I want him to realize what he lost by continuing as normal, and taking my leave when it comes, all in a humble peaceful nature. He already lost. Plus, I still get paid. I still need that money.

I was the ideal employee, all the way to the end. I was a dream. Did I really exist? Did he really just demolish his own blessing out of the sake of his own ego and greed? He'll tear himself apart by guilt, and maybe finally become a decent person in the long-run (equally a win for me). I prefer humbling him by making him realize just how much of an asshole they really were. And if that fails, there's always another employee to react differently from me. But the thought of me will haunt them.

EDIT:
Seriously, any negative reaction to my continuing kindness will only dig him deeper into eventual realization of just how much of an asshole he really is, and everyone can see it. I'm serving as a mirror for his soul, and he continues to avert his eyes.

[hops]

You still need more bees though.

[Itnetlolor]

You still need more bees though.

Not enough. WE STILL NEED MORE DAMMIT!!!

[hops]

You still need more bees though.

Not enough. WE STILL NEED MORE DAMMIT!!!

You can never have enough bees.

[Pnx]

Well, sounds like a good time for an elaborate practical joke involving a high amount of bees.

More like, "Nah. I don't feel like coming in to work today. What are you going to do, fire me?"

Fuck that, I want him to realize what he lost by continuing as normal, and taking my leave when it comes, all in a humble peaceful nature. He already lost. Plus, I still get paid. I still need that money.

I was the ideal employee, all the way to the end. I was a dream. Did I really exist? Did he really just demolish his own blessing out of the sake of his own ego and greed? He'll tear himself apart by guilt, and maybe finally become a decent person in the long-run (equally a win for me). I prefer humbling him by making him realize just how much of an asshole they really were. And if that fails, there's always another employee to react differently from me. But the thought of me will haunt them.

EDIT:
Seriously, any negative reaction to my continuing kindness will only dig him deeper into eventual realization of just how much of an asshole he really is, and everyone can see it. I'm serving as a mirror for his soul, and he continues to avert his eyes.

Honestly, the thing about people like that is that they generally don't sit down and think about their actions and the way their actions have effected themselves and other people, otherwise they wouldn't still be acting like that.

[Itnetlolor]

Well, sounds like a good time for an elaborate practical joke involving a high amount of bees.

More like, "Nah. I don't feel like coming in to work today. What are you going to do, fire me?"

Fuck that, I want him to realize what he lost by continuing as normal, and taking my leave when it comes, all in a humble peaceful nature. He already lost. Plus, I still get paid. I still need that money.

I was the ideal employee, all the way to the end. I was a dream. Did I really exist? Did he really just demolish his own blessing out of the sake of his own ego and greed? He'll tear himself apart by guilt, and maybe finally become a decent person in the long-run (equally a win for me). I prefer humbling him by making him realize just how much of an asshole they really were. And if that fails, there's always another employee to react differently from me. But the thought of me will haunt them.

EDIT:
Seriously, any negative reaction to my continuing kindness will only dig him deeper into eventual realization of just how much of an asshole he really is, and everyone can see it. I'm serving as a mirror for his soul, and he continues to avert his eyes.

Honestly, the thing about people like that is that they generally don't sit down and think about their actions and the way their actions have effected themselves and other people, otherwise they wouldn't still be acting like that.

With someone of my calibur, I know I'll stick. Everyone else left in a rage, I didn't. That will haunt them for the rest of their days. They discharged their miracle, and it left as they arrived: Peacefully.

As for the one who let go of the miracle: they were welcoming and helpful; and by the end, abusive and loud. The one they let go: no change. With personalities like theirs, it'll be hard to miss that detail, and it'll be the one that sticks.

[Spehss _]

You still need more bees though.

Not enough. WE STILL NEED MORE DAMMIT!!!

You can never have enough bees.

Can you have enough bees in Nicholas Cage's eyes though? Or is that not enough bees?

[IronTomato]

Go to work wearing a trollface mask. Continue working as normal.

[Itnetlolor]

You still need more bees though.

Not enough. WE STILL NEED MORE DAMMIT!!!

You can never have enough bees.

Can you have enough bees in Nicholas Cage's eyes though? Or is that not enough bees?

His head's pretty big, but he hasn't starred in enough movies to make it any bigger. We need more Cages. More Cages, More Bees.

[tahujdt]

If you live in the States, there's a good alternative to bees: since Independence Day is coming up, it will be easy, legal, and inconspicuous to acquire large quantities of low-yield explosives.

[TamerVirus]

Except in places where it's equally illegal

[Hubris Incalculable]

If you live in the States, there's a good alternative to bees: since Independence Day is coming up, it will be easy, legal, and inconspicuous to acquire large quantities of low-yield explosives.

Now, how much damage would ensue if all of that low-yield explosive were to be detonated at once withing a small space, say, a cavity in a cliff wall?

(bey which, I mean to inquire, mining with fireworks: Possible or not?)