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[Hanslanda]

I'm in love.

My condolences
No seriously, I'm happy for ya.

Thank you.

She loves me too. Part of me is freaking out about the situation, but a greater part of me is just... Quietly content to know that another human out there thinks about me a lot.

[TD1]

I'm in love.

Isn't there some theory that every man is in love with loads of women simultaneously? I can't quite recall. That being the case, you already were in love, so yay!

[Yoink]

Yeah, Sasha Grey's an awesome singer.

That kind of "singing" is pretty much indistinguishable from pop music today.

lol wat. Did you watch the video? O_O

Although apparently the singer's name isn't Sasha Grey, so perhaps I'm looking at a completely different thing to you.

[Descan]

IIRC Sasha Grey is a pornstar.

For obvious reasons, I don't have much first-hand experience, so I could be wrong.

[Yoink]

Ahhh. I'm assuming they look similar, then.
Trust Dutchling. Heh.

[LordSlowpoke]

descan, i don't have much experience and i know this to be true

how is it possible for vikings to live under rocks

i thought you would drown if your raid boat was covered with one

[Dutchling]

Hey Yoink, your avatar is no longer blocked by my anti virus.
Nice.

Also, not knowing Sasha Grey is definitely worse than not knowing what a Stratomancer is.
This is serious business.

[LordSlowpoke]

uh hello a stratomancer is a stratosphere manipulator, often stretched to mastery over clouds and by extension wind though that's not exactly correct?

i have no idea why i thought you don't know that just now

but i am not deleting posts

that is not a skill i have

[Descan]

I like my rock, thank you.

Go write more things that Dutchling can't read, senpai~

[Orange Wizard]

Sasha Grey is a pornstar.

And it is this line of work the form of "singing", i.e., screaming, to which I was referring becomes relevant.

TL;DR: (female) pop singers sound like they're in a porn film.

[Mech#4]

Now that the joke has been fully analysed and explained, have we determined the base amount of "funny" that was used in its formulation?

[Dutchling]

So your point is pop songs are awesome?

Don't let Yoink hear ya.

[Yoink]

* Yoink gets it. Finally.

...Uh. Heh. That's actually kinda funny. Whoops. >.>

[Orange Wizard]

Now that the joke has been fully analysed and explained, have we determined the base amount of "funny" that was used in its formulation?

Zero to the 73^rd power.

So your point is pop songs are awesome?

Of course. I adore the sound of moaning females when I'm trying to focus on not-sex.

[Descan]

Why are you listening to pop-songs when you're trying to focus on not-sex?

It's like reading about politics when you're trying to focus on not-war...