You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Allo.
You: 412 M Romania
Stranger: what?
You: I am a, how you say, a wampire
You: I leev for wery long time
Stranger: wow
Stranger: bite me
Stranger: rrrrrr
You: Yees, it very
You: No.
Stranger: why not?
Stranger:
You: Because, I only drink blood of European
Stranger: but my family is from russia
Stranger: what's your god now?
Stranger: where's*
You: Vell then
You: I vill drink your blood
You: But you weel die
Stranger: i don't care
You: And I weel stake and burn you
Stranger: i hate my life anyway
You: For we cannot have too many wampire
Stranger: but why?
You: You make me sad
You: Because then they drink all blood
You: And no more human
You: And then no more blood
You: And then we all die
Stranger: i think i would be a good vampire
You: Being wampire is deefficult
Stranger: there's not a lot of redheads vampires, i'll be diferent
You: That ees true
You: And you already burn in sun
You: So you are used to it
Stranger: but i will go out only at night
You: Thees is good
You: Wampire die in sunlight
Stranger: i know
You: Good
Stranger: yeah
You: Thees movie
You: Tvilight
Stranger: so u can bite me now?
Stranger: i hate these, ok
You: Wampire do not die in sunlight, wampire sparkle
You: Not a wampire at all
You: Just man who drink blood
You: Fine
Stranger: just a... a fag blood
You: I veel make you wampire
Stranger: wait
Stranger: first
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Ivan
You: I am duke of place in Romania
Stranger: i see
Stranger: so, bite me now
Stranger: i'm waiting
You: Alright, eet ees done
Stranger: ...
Stranger: i feel the same
You: Eet takes time
Stranger: i think it didnt work
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but when?
You: I do not know.
You: I vas beeten long time ago
You: Wait
You: Your family ees from Russia, but you have red hair
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what's the problem?
You: I vas just making obserwation
Stranger: ok,fine
You: Goodbye, I veel contact you when wampire poison takes effect
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i wait
You: Goodbye.
You have disconnected.