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[Mr Space Cat]

second only to playing an RPG while receiving a fellatio

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[Helgoland]

second only to playing an RPG while receiving a fellatio

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Yeah, why just one?

[SealyStar]

second only to playing an RPG while receiving a fellatio

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The former is generally associated with a lifestyle that makes the latter difficult.

Also, it's just "receiving fellatio", I have never heard it with an article.

Oh my God, now I'm talking about how to express blowjobs in proper grammar.

[Helgoland]

'how to express blowjobs' is way funnier if you take 'express' as an adjective.

[hops]

Muscle burn from training is an amazing feeling, second only to playing an RPG while receiving a fellatio, that carries with it only positive implications. And if makes you look good with prolonged usage.

I guess that's easier than playing an RPG while giving a fellatio.

[kaijyuu]

There are methods appropriate to every situation. You don't have to use fellatio to solve everything.

[Knit tie]

second only to playing an RPG while receiving a fellatio

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Russan girls will do amazing things if you pretend you're from Italy.

That, and vodka.

I loved that feeling you get after good workout, body bruised and full of endorphins. Not to mention when you're getting those bruises and giving few in return... NO! Must... resist...

Look into your heart, Mr. Strange! You see that healthy, muscular, handsome man, who is a valued member of the community and often features in the local newspaper? That's you. Perhaps not who you are now, but it's who you could've been, it's who you can still become if only you would get up from your sofa and start excersizing like that man tells you! You know you want it. You know you'll be forever thankful if you do it. You know it's your destiny.

[Mr. Strange]

There are methods appropriate to every situation. You don't have to use fellatio to solve everything.

World would be better place if we did, though. It's easy to find someone willing to kill a man for hundred bucks, but fellatio? Think how murder rates would drop! If all conflicts would be solved by fellatio people wouldn't be so confrontational anymore.

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* Strange sets Knit tie on fire

Popcorn, anyone?

[Frumple]

There are methods appropriate to every situation. You don't have to use fellatio to solve everything.

Just because you don't have to use fellatio to solve everything doesn't mean you can't. Admittedly it gets more challenging when the party to be performed upon has nothing to fellate, but by the gods if that's not why we have modern medical and material science I don't know what is.

[Steelmagic]

Remember everyone: medicine has advanced so that you can fellate anyone, so be thankful for that!

[Tack]

Russian girls will do amazing things if you pretend you're from Italy.

American girls if you pretend you're from Australia.
Australian girls if you pretend you're from Scotland.
Scottish girls if you can toss a caber.

[kaijyuu]

Or you can just tell the truth.

Remember kids, lots of people want gratuitous sex acts, not just you. You just need to find the right person so as to please each other.

[SealyStar]

Russian girls will do amazing things if you pretend you're from Italy.

American girls if you pretend you're from Australia.
Australian girls if you pretend you're from Scotland.
Scottish girls if you can toss a caber.

Right, I've been working on my Australian accent. Guess I don't even have to leave home!

[Parsely]

I know GWG's name. :3

[My Name is Immaterial]

Oh, time to compare stalking notes! I know Facekillz058 name.