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[Xantalos]

That avatar's getting to you, man.

[Dutchling]

That avatar's getting to you, man.

Yeah let's go with that.

[penguinofhonor]

There have been F16s flying over my city all day and they're loud and awesome.

[hops]

-hating on Madden snip-

Not one for handegg? Or just sportsball in general?

HAPPY
So I found out today that I've got an assignment due today, which was a group assignment, which I didn't actually get put into a group for.
I managed to talk my tutor into letting me go it solo, so I've got roughly 11 hours to write 1500 words, researched and cited and blah.

But it's only 1500 words, and I feel I should be able to churn that crap out.
I'm freaking PUMPED. LET'S DO THIS.

No hate. I just find his commentary hilarious.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

Some actual John Madden quotes:

Here’s a guy who when he runs, he moves faster.

When you have great players, playing great, well that’s great football!

When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.

The defense should be expecting a run or a pass here. (for non-football people, these are basically the only two categories of play other than special teams stuff like kickoffs and punts)

The Dallas Cowboys have 2 types of plays in their playbook. Passing plays, and running plays. (see above)

Mark Brunell usually likes to soak his balls before a rainy game. (I understand what he was trying to say, but LOLWTF)

Here’s a guy, here’s a guy who when he puts his contacts in, he can see better (that was the actual quote)

Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they’re bigger than everybody else, and that’s what makes them the biggest guys on the field.

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game.

If the quarterback throws the ball in the endzone and the wide receiver catches it, it’s a touchdown. (This akin to saying "If the forward kicks the ball in the net, and the goalie doesn't stop it, it's a goal.")



I think he's sort of the Don Cherry of American football -- if Don Cherry weren't a raging asshole. I dunno, maybe Barry Melrose would be a better analogy.

Bolded the part where I literally lost it. I wish he were still in the biz.

[Mindmaker]

Bravely Default finally picking up it's pace again or at least giving me some interesting bits of story to keep me pushing through the worst of all JRPG cliches.

[Darvi]

If I get the chance to I could do the online friend thing tomorrow, then you can borrow my max-level jobs. Then again, I don't really want to because

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I don't want my world to be destroyed in the final battle.

[Mindmaker]

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Not really complaining about the difficulty, but it's the endless eight equivalent of JRPGs. Quite tedious really.
Not sure what your spoiler is supposed to mean, since there are only two endings from what I know.

Still, I just had my first fight against 3 asteriks holders and it was quite tough. Had to switch to all my maxed out jobs and waste 999 JP 

[Darvi]

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Final boss wrecks a couple worlds on your friendlist because he's an immortal world-destroying dick like that.

[Mindmaker]

Well there's nobody I actually know on there, so I'm good.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

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Final boss wrecks a couple worlds on your friendlist because he's an immortal world-destroying dick like that.

.... I wish I could play this

[ArchAIngel]

Dark Souls 2 for PC preordered! This is a good cakeday.

[SealyStar]

I ate a very large and tasty pizza. I felt sick a few minutes after I was done, but while I was eating the pizza it was incredible.

[Vector]

God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity, courtesy of The Onion.

Enjoy :3

[tahujdt]

I got accepted into the NHS!