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[Vattic]

An almost scaldingly hot shower after a long night shift.

[AlleeCat]

Oh, right, I forgot to make sure of this earlier, but SalmonGod, have you read Let's Break FF6? It's relevant to today, and they accomplish something beautiful at the end.

I haven't, but I will.  Thanks!

Also thinking about picking up the android version of the game, with updated sprites and all.  I think it also includes the cut scenes from the Playstation version, which I've never watched.

The mobile port of FF5 is pretty good. They even added voice acting to some of the scenes. That said, I can't stand the mobile port of 4. The only problem I have with it is that all the character portraits look like mutated and deformed caricatures of the actual characters. The art itself just looks downright ugly.

[Haspen]

* Haspen loooks over his profile.

I have a cake. Someone wants a piece? :v

[Vattic]

Happy birthday Haspen!

[Gunner-Chan]

Finally completed my first AoW3 game. Sure took me a long time .V

98 mostly eventful turns, and like 13 hours or so of total gameplay on a medium map with 3 AIs. Definitely don't feel done with or somewhat exasperated with the game like I did after doing my FIRST AoW:SM game. So pretty happy with it so far. Haven't gotten around to multiplaying with my friends yet, so kinda wondering how that would turn out.

The music is also very awesome I feel I should add. Makes me a little disappointed that I don't have access to the soundtrack without finding out how to take it from the game files actually.

[MaximumZero]

* Haspen loooks over his profile.

I have a cake. Someone wants a piece? :v

Happy cake day!

[Kansa]

Happy birthday Haspen

[Haspen]

* Haspen shares cake with erryone :3

Is layered goodness made using my bro's special recipe; biscuits -> caramel -> advocat cream -> whipped cream -> chocolate shreds.

[miauw62]

Despite my sad thread post, good things happened today. I went to see a movie with friends (divergent or something???) but two of them were late and it was already sold out, so we watched Rio 2 (which was rather bad, the most likeable character was the white bird thing because nobody likes a main character that has a cloud of shit constantly raining on him). -snip-

If only my sister would believe you-- she's going to see it for the sole fact it has Bruno Mars in it

Eh, my friends seems to like it, but my movie tastes have become rather specific already

Either way, I read until midnight, then slept until 11:30 AM, and now I feel a bit better.

[BFEL]

An idea that just popped into my head while working today made me laugh hysterically. I also posted it in the "games you wish existed" thread, just in case someone with actual talent wants to do something with it.

PokeModels and the Quest for World Peace

A game in which you, a model tamer, take your stable of models from show to show in order to defeat the judges and obtain that shows piece of World Peace.

Along the way you will face challenges such as getting the most pristine mineral water for your models to eat and covering up that nude shoot Chelsea did when she was just starting out.

[SalmonGod]

Oh, right, I forgot to make sure of this earlier, but SalmonGod, have you read Let's Break FF6? It's relevant to today, and they accomplish something beautiful at the end.

I haven't, but I will.  Thanks!

Also thinking about picking up the android version of the game, with updated sprites and all.  I think it also includes the cut scenes from the Playstation version, which I've never watched.

The mobile port of FF5 is pretty good. They even added voice acting to some of the scenes. That said, I can't stand the mobile port of 4. The only problem I have with it is that all the character portraits look like mutated and deformed caricatures of the actual characters. The art itself just looks downright ugly.

Yeah, I looked into it some more, and decided against it.  Sad.  I feel like FFVI is the best in the entire core FF series, yet also the one that Square ignores the most.  All the others pre-FFVI have had more effort put into their ports, and post-FFVI have been turned into their own mini-franchises, except for 8 and 9.

[Knit tie]

Happy birthday you amazing horrible cat bastard GM, you!

As for the other happy, I've recently discovered that Tolkien served in WW1. My respect for this man is now beyond infinite.

[WhitiusOpus]

So I was using the Mechanical Contrivium...

1. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing WhitiusOpus.
2. The fingerprints of WhitiusOpus are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
3. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal WhitiusOpus.
4. WhitiusOpus was declared extinct in 1902.
5. If you cut WhitiusOpus in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
6. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by WhitiusOpus.
7. WhitiusOpus can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
8. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after WhitiusOpus!
9. Medieval knights put the skin of WhitiusOpus on their sword handles to improve the grip.
10. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets WhitiusOpus.

1. I don't even...
2. Ohshit I'm an alien! Or monkey...
3. And now I'm part Nicholas Cage, I guess.
4. Well, that sucks. Looks like I'm dead.
5. Please don't do this...
6. %5 success is good enough.
7. OMNOMNOMNOM
8. If you know wat'm sayin'...
9. Don't do dis either please.
10. Fucking snake fights, that's right!

[BFEL]

snippy

Mines even funnier

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1.US gold coins used to say 'In BFEL we trust'.
2.BFEL can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
3.Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by BFEL fighting underground.
4.The condom - originally made from BFEL - was invented in the early 1500s.
5.The average human spends about 30 days during their life in BFEL!
6.The international dialling code for BFEL is 672.
7.Women shoplift four times more frequently than BFEL!
8.If you drop BFEL from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
9.The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal BFEL!
10.Banging your head against BFEL uses 150 calories an hour!

EDIT: OH FUCKING BALLS, I FOUND THE BEST THING EVER:

1.Donald Duck's middle name is sex.
2.It's bad luck to put sex on a bed.
3.You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching sex.
4.Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by sex.
5.The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal sex.
6.A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but sex can not!
7.The National Heart Foundation recommends eating sex at least three times a week.
8.The sex-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand sex-fights take place there every day.
9.99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as sex.
10.Sex can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.

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1. Obviously
2. DO IT ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, ITS MUCH SAFER
3. Porn: Not good exercise.
4. This one...might actually be true, if taken less then literally :P
5. EVERYTHING HAS THIS ONE.
6. So those ceiling mirrors are actually just decoration, WHO KNEW?
7. The National Heart Foundation fully supports both cunnilingus and fellatio XD
8. Once again, probably true.
9. WHUT
10. This umm...wow.

[IronTomato]

You made me do this, Whitius.

1: About 100 people choke to death on IronTomato each year!
2: IronTomatoocracy is government by IronTomato!
3: Only one person in two billion will live to be IronTomato.
4: Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of IronTomato in your ear 700 times.
5: The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on IronTomato!
6: A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as IronTomato.
7: Astronauts get taller when they are in IronTomato.
8: Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by IronTomato fighting underground!
9: The most dangerous form of IronTomato is the bicycle.
10: IronTomato has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.

1: I am pretty hard to chew. Sorry.
2: That's a little redundant. Everyone knows that.
3: Apparently there's another me somewhere.
4: wat
5: Again, wat
6: They're actually called "bananas".
7: Stop making me sound like a space-whore.
8: That actually sounds pretty badass.
9: If number 3 was true, bikes would be a lot more rare. Also, I would turn into a bike.
10: That's because water is for non-dwarves.

Well, that was refreshing.