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[Aklyon]

You're all actually my imagination. And I'm pathos of course if the theory is still correct.

Where does the large-font magma fit in?

[Owlga]

In the bin with the trash because that's where it belongs.

[Knit tie]

She's real, probably, unless we're all somebody's imagination gone completely fuck-insane.

You're all actually my imagination. And I'm pathos of course if the theory is still correct.

Ah, the space whale theory.

Okay, I've seen the name a billion times now. Who the hell is Janet?

Owner of this thread, only has one eye, married to Owlga, makes black-powder guns. Might have a bit of a thing for lasers.

Now that's just awesome. Janet, if you don't have any pictures, can you please at least describe yourself?

[Sirus]

In the bin with the trash because that's where it belongs.

That's a magma-quality burn right there.

[kaijyuu]

If everyone is a figment of someone's imagination, it means all the actions of everyone were dreamed up by that person's subconscious. Magma spam, and equally horrible things like genocide, were all directly caused by them.

[Descan]

Yes, but so was the existence of puppies, the Horsehead nebula, and the Golden Gate Bridge and Burj Khalifa.

I think marvels of engineering, pretty space clouds, and soft animals make up for genocide, don't you?!

[GiglameshDespair]

If everyone is a figment of someone's imagination, it means all the actions of everyone were dreamed up by that person's subconscious. Magma spam, and equally horrible things like genocide, were all directly caused by them.

A story I once read comes to mind when after a man's death, it is revealed he has been every person throughout history as sort of a growth period to become a god.

[Boksi]

If everyone is a figment of someone's imagination, it means all the actions of everyone were dreamed up by that person's subconscious. Magma spam, and equally horrible things like genocide, were all directly caused by them.

A story I once read comes to mind when after a man's death, it is revealed he has been every person throughout history as sort of a growth period to become a god.

I saved that story!

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[Kadzar]

It's more that I've seen her referred to in seemingly random contexts several times before, and until now I didn't know she was a real person ;_;

Now that you mention it, I don't think we actually have any substantive proof that Janet isn't really an anime character who somehow uses the internet.

[Tack]

Substantive proof?
We don't have an substantive proof that Janet isn't a 4"3 hispanic male with a neckbeard.^*
We don't have substantive proof that I'm not some highly intelligent mastadon.
You go throwing around words like 'proof' and everyone's position in this forum gets a lot less clear.
I'd like to think we operate on trust. And, I guess, the photoshare.

_{*Normally I'd put '14yo' in there, but we do have substantive proof on that one.}

[Gunner-Chan]

Now that you mention it, I don't think we actually have any substantive proof that Janet isn't really an anime character who somehow uses the internet.

Shit, looks like I've been discovered. Better get the gasoline and BURN IT ALL.

Especially you guys.

[GiglameshDespair]

Good thing i coated myself with asbestos for just this eventuality.

[Aqizzar]

_{*Normally I'd put '14yo' in there, but we do have substantive proof on that one.}

Not the least being that if Janet was 14yo, "she" would have been 8yo upon joining the forum.  And that's just absurd.

[Tack]

Pretty much.
Either that or innocence is dead.

[Owlga]

It's still better than being a 0 year old cisgendered potato