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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15756347 times)

MrWillsauce

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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124725 on: March 22, 2014, 05:47:48 pm »
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Quote from: MrWillsauce on March 22, 2014, 04:43:49 pm
Can I live in your ass mecca of a house?

Pretty sure that would be a good way to get stabbed.
Why D:
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124726 on: March 22, 2014, 05:54:20 pm »
I'm pretty sure if Janet saw a random dude wandering around the house there would be blades flying around inside innards before any identification is possible. And I'm pretty sure it would be impossible without forensics after.
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if u cant taek a cake, dont do a bake, in a kitchen
so u hav2 leve it ok bc its 2 hot 4u
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124727 on: March 22, 2014, 05:58:21 pm »
Note to self: wear identifying sandwich board if ever visiting Janet :S

Stupid happy: after dropping my first trailer of the day and getting ready to pull away, I happened to look at the odometer. 529999.9 miles. The instant it clicked over I sang "happy birthday" for the truck :P
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124728 on: March 22, 2014, 06:04:52 pm »
No, Janet would see my ass and be like "oh shit, he's one of us" and then we could all be a big assy family together.
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124729 on: March 22, 2014, 06:30:44 pm »
My ass quit years ago. I sat on the poor bastard too much.
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124730 on: March 22, 2014, 07:03:43 pm »
Janet has a lot of experience with blades, I suppose.
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124731 on: March 22, 2014, 07:04:28 pm »
I have always had a nice ass.
Girls have said they'd kill for my ass. Which is nice.
But at the same time it means I have a feminine ass. Not sure how to feel about that'n.
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124732 on: March 22, 2014, 07:16:05 pm »
Quote from: Knit tie on March 22, 2014, 07:03:43 pm
Janet has a lot of experience with blades, I suppose.

She does, at the very least a lot from hunting trips. She has way too many knives too, some of which she made herself.
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if u cant taek a cake, dont do a bake, in a kitchen
so u hav2 leve it ok bc its 2 hot 4u
Quote from: SomeStupidGuy on November 24, 2013, 09:14:45 pm
Owlga is the chillest anime girl ever.

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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124733 on: March 22, 2014, 07:27:08 pm »
Quote from: Owlga on March 22, 2014, 07:16:05 pm
Quote from: Knit tie on March 22, 2014, 07:03:43 pm
Janet has a lot of experience with blades, I suppose.

She does, at the very least a lot from hunting trips. She has way too many knives too, some of which she made herself.

Oh, what does she hunt?
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124734 on: March 22, 2014, 07:27:31 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on March 22, 2014, 07:19:57 pm
Quote from: Knit tie on March 22, 2014, 07:03:43 pm
Janet has a lot of experience with blades, I suppose.
And a fixation with lasers, IIRC.
I don't think we ever got a positive on that one. Just guesses.
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124735 on: March 22, 2014, 07:31:42 pm »
So we can violate causality by castrating greatorder? If that if statement is always true, it should work...
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124736 on: March 22, 2014, 07:36:31 pm »
Testosterone is rather heavily involved with the sex drive, you know ;)
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124737 on: March 22, 2014, 07:37:09 pm »
We can always fix greatorder's brain instead.
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124738 on: March 22, 2014, 07:58:31 pm »
Huh. Janet makes knives? Could you post a few pictures? I make knives myself, and I'd like to see how they look.
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124739 on: March 22, 2014, 08:23:34 pm »
Quote from: kisame12794 on March 22, 2014, 07:58:31 pm
Huh. Janet makes knives? Could you post a few pictures? I make knives myself, and I'd like to see how they look.

She also makes guns, as I recall.
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