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[Footkerchief]

That was the "shield bug"?  Huh, wish I'd known that.  Oh well.

The shield bug really sucked.

[Realmfighter]

Avenue of Hope

[alway]

Just so those who are missing out know, Mount & Blade: Warband is now only $15 on steam with the 50% off sale. So be sure to get it before July 4. Seriously, everyone should buy it, its got the best Medieval combat I have come across to date, allowing you to play it for huge swathes of time without it ever getting dull.

Also, X-Com complete pack for under $4 today.

[scriver]

The shield bug really sucked.

The Swedish name for those are Berryfarts. Why don't DF have Berryfart Men in it?

[Duke 2.0]

 Got hit by a car. And not a shoved to the ground hit, I mean on their hood hit by a car. Front of my bike is completely smashed.

 I don't even have a scratch.

 Fuck yeah.

[Retro]

Got hit by a car. And not a shoved to the ground hit, I mean on their hood hit by a car. Front of my bike is completely smashed.

 I don't even have a scratch.

 Fuck yeah.

Holy shit.

I mean yeah, sucks about your bike, but that's fucking awesome.

[dragnar]

Got hit by a car. And not a shoved to the ground hit, I mean on their hood hit by a car. Front of my bike is completely smashed.

 I don't even have a scratch.

 Fuck yeah.

You were protected by your awesome golden helmet!

[Duke 2.0]

 The driver was an Indian student studying engineering, so when I checked for injuries and found nothing wrong I decided not to cost them anything except for a new bike and possible future medical bills form anything I didn't detect. There was even these Hispanic brothers across the street that ran straight towards me trying to get their lawyer brother to get like $50,000 out of this. Funny how this happens when accidents happen. But again, I'm not going that far. I do not wish for any money other than possible medical bills if it costs some college students their education or several decades of additional debt.

 And as usual my father exploded when I came home, denouncing everything involved as stupid and idiotic and incompetent. Ultimately it was worse than the accident.

 And yeah, had my black hat on instead of my golden helmet. I'll likely be forced to wear that from now on.

[Huesoo]

I can twirl my stache.

[Jackrabbit]

My new kitten bites things and makes a :3 face. I didn't know cats actually did that.

[sonerohi]

I'm going through a happy-spiral. I feel great about myself, and so the self-confidence helped me make a few new friends. Each of them introduced me to a few more, and so on and now I am busting the limit on text messages, going out exponentially more often and everything just feels good. It's like, you know how you get when you listen to your favorite song? Imagine how happy you'd get if you listened to all your favorite songs at once. Now apply that feeling to everything. Life is seriously fantastic.

[Euld]

Got my brother and I some nice sandwiches from Jacque in the Bocks, despite the fact that doing so was against our mother's wishes 

[ToonyMan]

Got hit by a car. And not a shoved to the ground hit, I mean on their hood hit by a car. Front of my bike is completely smashed.

 I don't even have a scratch.

 Fuck yeah.

IRON WLL

[Cthulhu]

Got my brother and I some nice sandwiches from Jacque in the Bocks, despite the fact that doing so was against our mother's wishes 

Man, why are you always pissing your mom off?

[Realmfighter]

Because she an authority figure.

DOWN WITH AUTHORITY FIGURES.