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[Graknorke]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw3bK_zFGoc

This is Dawn, one of the Nuneaton and Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary's 6 resident foxes that cannot be returned to the wild. The majority of animals we get in is injured wildlife that is aimed to be returned into the wild, however, Dawn was a young fox that was took into a dog rescue centre as the member of public that found her thought she was a dog! When they realised they bought her into us but it was too late, because she was too tame and this meant that she wouldn't be able to look after herself in the wild. Dawn is not a pet, and we do not recommend any fox or wild animal as a pet.

I find it hilarious that not only did someone mistake a fox for a dog, but so did a rescue centre.

[Karkov]

"I spent the last 30 years living on a 1000 trillion metric ton rock, hurtling through space at roughly 1000 miles per hour. I have lived my life on the rock that falls and causes everyone to die. Your arguments are invalid. My existence has been defined by awesome."

That said Frump, anyone else on this particular ball of rock can say the exact same thing (assuming they're smart enough to know what you're talking about )

All the better. Awesome shared is awesome multiplied. Being awesome with one another is one of the better ways to be awesome to one another.

Also texas magic would include the hillbilly treant-things and we probably don't really want that.

Nay, that would be more like Alabama.  Texan magic would probably include things like "Reach for the Sky!", or "There's not Enough Room for the Both of Us."  One which would show you the magic equivalent of the Texan space program, and the other which would teleport you to another plane of existence.

Texan majicks would be fun.

[Frumple]

Honey, I got family what comes from texas. The treant'd fit right in

Southern USA. There is no escape from the inbreeding. Frumple knows these things. I got cousins (first or second ones, to each other) who had kids with each other.

[Sirus]

Can't believe y'all are forgetting the powers of Oilmancy, Enlarging spells, and the energy inherent in the mystical Ten-Gallon Hats

[Frumple]

Sister Siru, it's not so much forgetting as th'fact that no one wanted to bring oil and enlarging spells into this conversation >_<

[Sirus]

Sister Siru, it's not so much forgetting as th'fact that no one wanted to bring oil and enlarging spells into this conversation >_<

You got a dirty mind, Frump?

Texas has oilfields. And everything is bigger in Texas (so they say). Therefore oilmancy and enlarging spells.

[Gunner-Chan]

Ah, but is it more awesome than depth perception?

More seriously, that is kind acool. Why did it fall on your head? Lightning strike? Woodworm? Act of God?

First off, my left eye was already kind of bad so I haven't had proper depth perception since I was about 14. So actually losing my eye was very disorienting and painful off and on, but not as bad as it could of been.

Second, me and a close friend were helping someone clear out their yard of shrubs and trees and shit. I don't take her with me to do yard work anymore for obvious reasons.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Sister Siru, it's not so much forgetting as th'fact that no one wanted to bring oil and enlarging spells into this conversation >_<

You got a dirty mind, Frump?

Texas has oilfields. And everything is bigger in Texas (so they say). Therefore oilmancy and enlarging spells.

Let me show you this trick. I just need a bowling ball, a gallon of Crisco, a tarp, and a pair of galoshes.

[Sirus]

Okay Janet, who's your avatar this time? Another gundere?

[Frumple]

Sister Siru, it's not so much forgetting as th'fact that no one wanted to bring oil and enlarging spells into this conversation >_<

You got a dirty mind, Frump?

Texas has oilfields. And everything is bigger in Texas (so they say). Therefore oilmancy and enlarging spells.

There can be but one thing linked.

[Vector]

I was going to give up on Kant and the Platypus after steaming through a third of it or so, but after setting it down I realized that it had resolved and clarified a fundamental issue I'm having with a short story I'm writing.

Thanks, Umberto Eco!

[tahujdt]

20 gallon hats are obviously the hat form of bags of holding.

[Gunner-Chan]

Okay Janet, who's your avatar this time? Another gundere?

It's Kiso from Kancolle, I don't think she counts as gundere but she is a ship girl. So she does have a lot of guns.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

You've never heard of a Hat of Holding?

[Sirus]

Okay Janet, who's your avatar this time? Another gundere?

It's Kiso from Kancolle, I don't think she counts as gundere but she is a ship girl. So she does have a lot of guns.

...not sure if you mean she's a girl on a ship or a ship in girl form o.o;