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[Jackrabbit]

Hold down control and use direct fire. It works beautifully, even if I had to learn the hard way that over the shoulder Gears of War style does not work.

[Cthulhu]

Beat STALKER, discovered the Secret of the Zone.

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Marked One waited. The anomalies above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were monolith in the NPP. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to General Voronin were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Marked One was a STALKER for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the corpse trucks and he said to dad “I want to be on the trucks daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY ANOMALIES”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the center of the zone he knew there were monolith.
“This is Voronin” the radio crackered. “You must fight the monolith!”
So Marked One gotted his F2000 and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the monolith
“I will shoot at him” said the Expert Monolith Soldier and he fired the rocket missiles. Marked One grenaded at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the Strelok” he shouted
Doctor said “No, Marked One. You are the Strelok”
And then Marked One destroyed C-Consciousness.

[Org]

Marked One kills anomalies and doesn't afraid of anything.

[ChairmanPoo]

GIRLY MAN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc&feature=related

[Taco Dan]

GIRLY MAN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc&feature=related

He ate my motorboat!

[Retro]

GIRLY MAN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc&feature=related

If you liked that you'll definitely like this.

"I'd love to see you pee on us tonight!"
"Now poop on them Oliver!"

(it is not actually gross at all, random people reading this)

[Taco Dan]

Who put the goat in there?


EDIT:
On a completely unrelated note: Manowar is pure MEHTAL!

[Cthulhu]

I played Call of Pripyat.  It's cool, but the textures seem lower-quality than the original, and overall it doesn't look as nice.  Oh well, it's probably because the zones are xbox-hueg now.

Like I said, it's pretty cool, and it really feels like The Zone now.  There are places where obviously crazy stuff has gone down, and dangerous spots abound.

[Acanthus117]

I would love to play STALKER but my computer sucks.

[Duke 2.0]

I would love to play STALKER but my computer sucks. Steam is hijacked.

Yeah. But on good news, I have everything I could ever need for the help thing and it was submitted the day it happened, so things should be sorted out.

[Acanthus117]

No, seriously.

My computer cannae take the graphics and shit.

This machine is ooooold.

[ToonyMan]

I would love to play STALKER but my computer sucks. Steam is hijacked.

Yeah. But on good news, I have everything I could ever need for the help thing and it was submitted the day it happened, so things should be sorted out.

YES MAN

[Aqizzar]

Uncut Army of Darkness on HBO.  Groovy.

[ToonyMan]

Oh yeah haha, what's the point of showing a film like Pulp Fiction or something on censored TV when half the movie is blocked out.

[Aqizzar]

Idiocracy and Office Space play on Comedy Central all the time.  In Office Space, whats-her-name's big finger scene, when it's left in at all, is so thoroughly cut up it makes less sense than not being there.  In Idocracy, there's a musical montage where Joe runs past a bunch of stripclubs; the screen just goes black while the music keeps playing for like two minutes.