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[Urist Imiknorris]

I'd get devoured by a Charizard.

[MadMalkavian]

I don't think Civilization V has a main protagonist.

[MadMalkavian]

I don't think Civilization V has a main protagonist.

To me, Darius.

My brother always plays as him, AND that bastard forced my friend to declare war on me by doing too well.

I always quit about ten to twenty turns into any Civlization game because I don't know what I'm doing so I don't know how it would be for me.

[IronTomato]

For me, it would be a nameless pilot, who was flying this nightmare, probably about to fire a burst missile or laser at my house.

[scrdest]

I don't think Civilization V has a main protagonist.

To me, Darius.

My brother always plays as him, AND that bastard forced my friend to declare war on me by doing too well.

I always quit about ten to twenty turns into any Civlization game because I don't know what I'm doing so I don't know how it would be for me.

Try Civ V. It is a bit more streamlined UI-wise and there's a tutorial that can guide you through the basics, plus in-game hints for various levels of noobishness (from 'OHGODWHEREAMIWHATDO!' to 'Hey, new expansion! What up, Civ V?').


Also, BNW is fun, I've been playing multiplayer with a friend and AIs, and I've gone heavily diplomatic, but since I founded a city way too soon and the unhappiness, expenses and having to fend off (Raging) Barbarians allowed Napoleon to get a massive tech and wonder advantage, so he beat me in score.

So what did I do? He'd been Friendly with me, but was surrounded by Morocco and Persia, both quite powerful, from the west and my BFF Austria to East. I bribed HIM into declaring war on THEM (i.e. first Persia and then Morocco, later on Egypt too; the former two of which he already wanted to do, given his personality, military tech advantage and the fact they were right next to him).

Then my friend also declared war on him and Austria denounced him - I basically turned all of the world's civilizations against him - and that allowed me to push for an embargo against him and eventually denounce and attack him with my flanks covered, meanwhile my agents worked to sway Genoa (he was located on a strait between two Pangea Plus continents, with Genoa on an island very close to him and allied with him) away from him.

I felt like some goddamn Richelieu when I pulled that off.

--
I'm lucky, because unless he became a zombie, my previous game's 'protagonist' is long-dead. Because he was Jefferson Davies as the head of Confederacy in BNW Civil War scenario.

If that doesn't count, the penultimate game is Rocksmith, so won't work either.

If it's not even that, I'm utterly fucked. Because it's Hitman. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

[scrdest]

He said 'I don't think Civilization V has a main protagonist.'

And you replied with 'To me, Darius.'.

[Sirus]

Last game I played was Volgarr the Viking...oooooh, tricky one. While he'd be incredibly dangerous and I'd be fucked if I ever entered melee range, any hit he takes knocks off some of his equipment and when its all gone a single hit from just about anything will kill him.
Of course, then he simply comes back to life and tries again, but...

[Helgoland]

New sub-avatar-text. Yay!

[scrdest]

He said 'I don't think Civilization V has a main protagonist.'

Oh, I re-read it, I've been under an impression the person who replied to you was not Malkavian but someone else. I think I understand what you meant now.

[Lagslayer]

RCT2. The abuse potential is limitless! Hell, you could easily kill the whole world.

[Hanslanda]

I actually just realized that I'd be fine because my Paladin is Lawful Good, and I could EXTREMELY EASILY convince him to not murderize the everloving crap out of me and instead turn me into the proper authorities.

Unless the undefined reason was that I somehow harmed Imoen. Then there is not a force in the universe that will stop him, including becoming Fallen and losing 90% of his godlike power and the ability to wield Carosmyr. His back up is the Sword of Chaos, and it steals your soul.

[hops]

In dutch it'd go:
a, two, three, celebrate, vixen (if you'll allow vijf into wijf), six, sieve, consider, nine, ten, elf (like the pointy eared bastards), twelve, of-ten, featherten (or springten).

Trying this with Thai ends up creating a clusterfuck of cooking, prostitution, and death.

Steam (as in cooking), Brothel/Hideout, Three, Death, Hail (as in hailstorm), Spill, Seven, Eight, Stepping forward, Ten.

Either means we really likes recycling words, or I'm just stretching it here.

http://macromeme.com/dog/main-character-hunting-you.html

Mine would be the ace pilot from F.A.S.T (an iOS game about plane dogfighting), so the building I'm in would come collapsing down with him bombing it, since his bombs can take out an entire base. If I miraculously survive he'll probably gun me down with his missiles and machine gun.

And in personal combat he'll fuck me up because he's probably a trained soldier.

The main character of the last game I played was an ineffable "Spirit of the Party" that turned Canada into a socialist paradise.

Either that, or Canada itself was the main character.

... I... I have no idea how I would fare.

Descan VS Canada: Coming this November

[hops]

[accidental double posting]

[scrdest]

In dutch it'd go:
a, two, three, celebrate, vixen (if you'll allow vijf into wijf), six, sieve, consider, nine, ten, elf (like the pointy eared bastards), twelve, of-ten, featherten (or springten).

Trying this with Thai ends up creating a clusterfuck of cooking, prostitution, and death.

Steam (as in cooking), Brothel/Hideout, Three, Death, Hail (as in hailstorm), Spill, Seven, Eight, Stepping forward, Ten.

So, in Thai, 'two in one' sounds like 'steamy brothel'?

[Thecard]

In dutch it'd go:
a, two, three, celebrate, vixen (if you'll allow vijf into wijf), six, sieve, consider, nine, ten, elf (like the pointy eared bastards), twelve, of-ten, featherten (or springten).

Trying this with Thai ends up creating a clusterfuck of cooking, prostitution, and death.

Steam (as in cooking), Brothel/Hideout, Three, Death, Hail (as in hailstorm), Spill, Seven, Eight, Stepping forward, Ten.

So, in Thai, 'two in one' sounds like 'steamy brothel'?

Welp. The answer to the universe is "Death Brothel"