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[Twi]

Truean, have I mentioned you're awesome?

[Parsely]

Truean, have I mentioned you're awesome?

[Tiruin]

Let me reword that.

Truean is always awesome.

Awesome enough to lighten up others' moods just by that.

Awesome lawyer is awesome.

[LordSlowpoke]

meanwhile i'm sitting here applying duct tape to a duct wondering what the fuck am i doing, ripping that off, putting metal tape on the duct and then duct tape on top of that because duct tape on ducts just feels right

tomorrow i'm going to find out truean's an ace defendant who gets the prosecution to break down and confess some random crimes unrelated to the case at hand while awesome tunes blare out of speakers and nobody knows who put the speakers there or why while i'm listening to various songs from c84 and wondering about shit like when will people realize the $4 trillion i put in my island thread was an incentive to go balls-deep in shenanigans instead of just saying "well we can buy an island country with this" or "with that kinda money you can get it built via contractors" and i'm absolutely not a shade bitter regarding other people's successes no siree

though i should go sleep now

[Aklyon]

meanwhile i'm sitting here applying duct tape to a duct wondering what the fuck am i doing, ripping that off, putting metal tape on the duct and then duct tape on top of that because duct tape on ducts just feels right

Well, it is duct tape. That is a duct. Duct tape goes on the duct.

[MadMalkavian]

meanwhile i'm sitting here applying duct tape to a duct wondering what the fuck am i doing, ripping that off, putting metal tape on the duct and then duct tape on top of that because duct tape on ducts just feels right

Well, it is duct tape. That is a duct. Duct tape goes on the duct.

No, it goes on ducks.

[Putnam]

meanwhile i'm sitting here applying duct tape to a duct wondering what the fuck am i doing, ripping that off, putting metal tape on the duct and then duct tape on top of that because duct tape on ducts just feels right

Well, it is duct tape. That is a duct. Duct tape goes on the duct.

nope

[Aklyon]

meanwhile i'm sitting here applying duct tape to a duct wondering what the fuck am i doing, ripping that off, putting metal tape on the duct and then duct tape on top of that because duct tape on ducts just feels right

Well, it is duct tape. That is a duct. Duct tape goes on the duct.

nope

This is why you don't take construction advice from non-builders near midnight. You get duct tape which doesn't actually tape ducts instead of something helpful.

[Sirus]

Party truck has successfully arrived. 43k pounds of alcoholic beverages, through steep mountains, rain, and of course idiot drivers.

Tomorrow we deliver!

[Rose]

Sirus, if you ever find yourself delivering a safe, you must take a picture of it and post it to the imgur gallery. That will get you instant front page.

They have a thing about OP not delivering safes.

[Sirus]

Sirus, if you ever find yourself delivering a safe, you must take a picture of it and post it to the imgur gallery. That will get you instant front page.

They have a thing about OP not delivering safes.

...I don't get it, but okay!

[Vector]

Feeling a lot better.  Really good <3

[Rose]

Sirus, if you ever find yourself delivering a safe, you must take a picture of it and post it to the imgur gallery. That will get you instant front page.

They have a thing about OP not delivering safes.

...I don't get it, but okay!

At some point somebody posted a safe they found in their house, and promised to follow up after they opened it.

They never did.

They never delivered on their promise.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Maybe they never opened it.

[Rose]

Maybe they did, maybe they didn't.

But now their trust is broken.