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[freeformschooler]

My faith in Reddit's quality as a community has been very, very slightly renewed

http://www.reddit.com/r/supershibe

the nichest shit you'll ever see

I'm not ready for this

[freeformschooler]

My faith in Reddit's quality as a community has been very, very slightly renewed

I heartily dislike that because near everyone is being a dick on it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

If you can't tell, it's a satire of /r/athiesm (a subreddit so full of elitism and related horrors that Reddit removed it from the defaults recently).

I guess that's sort of dickish, but it pales in comparison to the community it's poking fun at.

[Facekillz058]

I was just looking at my social life, and I noticed some things.
Those annoying immature friends you somehow have, become much less annoying the more you act like them.
I've officially discovered happiness, and no, I feel no shame.

[Darvi]

Shunnnnn!

[Bauglir]

the nichest shit you'll ever see

God damn it. Excuse me, I need to change something.

EDIT: And, it is done. To the left.

[Vector]

Oh man.  I woke up today feeling so much better.  I may have slept like 11 hours last night but I feel great today.  Finally got enough sleep because my mom pulled me back to bed for snuggles.

[tahujdt]

Oh man.  I woke up today feeling so much better.  I may have slept like 11 hours last night but I feel great today.  Finally got enough sleep because my mom pulled me back to bed for snuggles.

Research shows that hugging actually releases endorphins and other feel-good chemicals in your brain.

In other news, I love my new Honors Chemistry teacher. First of all, she has taped up XKCD comics all over her classroom. Second, she loves Star Trek TNG. Third, she is looking forward to becoming pregnant because, in addition to bringing a little bundle of joy into the world, she will plenty of downtime to play Skyrim since she would no longer risk losing teaching time due to addiction.

Finally, I found my missing disk for the original Medieval Total War. Had lots of fun with that one.

[Bauglir]

You had me until ketchup. Eggs, man! Go for carbonara

[LordSlowpoke]

eggs?

in what form do you apply these eggs. i am intrigued. and slightly inclined towards applying raw egg to pasta and turning it into a thing.

[Bauglir]

Stir them, as if you planned to scramble them. Pour them over your pasta, on lowish or no heat, stirring constantly. Remove just before they start to scramble. It is already a thing, though.

[penguinofhonor]

Man, tiramisu was awesome. Carbonara looks awesome. I need more Italian recipes.

[miauw62]

Just take some sauce from a pot. Put bacon in sauce, put sauce on pasta. Instant deliciousness.

[Frumple]

Third, she is looking forward to becoming pregnant because, in addition to bringing a little bundle of joy into the world, she will plenty of downtime to play Skyrim since she would no longer risk losing teaching time due to addiction.

There... there may be a slight problem with this line of reasoning. Downtime and kids, especially young ones, don't seem to mix too well...

... though I guess she knows how to manage her time appropriately and actually will manage a net gaming time increase. That'd be a hella' impressive feat!

[Vector]

Third, she is looking forward to becoming pregnant because, in addition to bringing a little bundle of joy into the world, she will plenty of downtime to play Skyrim since she would no longer risk losing teaching time due to addiction.

There... there may be a slight problem with this line of reasoning. Downtime and kids, especially young ones, don't seem to mix too well...

... though I guess she knows how to manage her time appropriately and actually will manage a net gaming time increase. That'd be a hella' impressive feat!

People do get leave while they're pregnant, you know.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Not that much, or at least I don't think so. I had a pregnant teacher once, and she stayed until (rough estimate) she was well into the third trimester.